I was at my neighborhood park today which was crammed with Indians. My wife saw a girl running and we were all 'this is the first indian we've ever seen that isn't working out awkwardly'. When she got closer, we realized she was a mexican.

Which made me wonder. Why has india, with all of those people never produced 1 reasonable athlete? What happened? I wonder if centuries are arranged marriages has taken away that athletic edge.

Not even the black ass indians have a jump shot.

Needless to say, everyone at the park was low energy and wearing their work clothes + shorts and fumbling around awkwardly. Like, the 21 year olds and the 61 year old had equal physical presence and coordination. It was unreal. When I saw that mexican girl and thought she was Indian I was truly shocked because I had never seen a India move from point at to point b with purpose and S T A M I N A.