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    Default I tried to summon CharlesJones back to Wu-Corp last night

    I said CharlesJones 3 times in a row while eating my corned-beef sammich on sourdough while wiggling my toes and playing with my chest nipples. I don’t think it worked. Maybe I should have gotten the corned beef on pumpernickel.
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    ^lmfao

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    I was actually watching the Willie D - Clean up Man music video at work yesterday because it's always funny. Then took a shit and looked at wucorp on my phone and saw this thread. Maybe we 50% summoned him.

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    Fuck a CharlesJones ol bitch ass Sambo lookin motherfucker.

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    So yesterday I bought tickets to the Browns game and had a corned beef sammich. This has to bring him back.






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    We are going to have to Charles Jones harder. We need to get occult with it. Light some candles, pour gasoline on the ground in the shape of a pentagram, light it on fire, then sacrifice bargain bin dvd's, thrift shop vhs' Stouffer's tv dinners, the entire Geto Boys' discography, group and solo, that Time Life "Oh no my brother, you got to get your own" oldies but goodies collection and printouts of all 68 pictures of Faith Evans' feet from Wiki Feet and create a bunch of sock accounts to vote her feet rating up to gorgeous and spell out Charles Jones' name with gyromancy for it to work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Artsdradamus View Post
    So yesterday I bought tickets to the Browns game and had a corned beef sammich. This has to bring him back.





    Ah traveling to C-Town to see an L?

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    What happened to CJ? He came back and posted a bunch of shit on one day a few months back then disappeared again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dooch View Post
    Ah traveling to C-Town to see an L?
    thats in Pittsburgh, you big dummy.

    I was in Cleveland 3 years ago for the game though.

    Not to mention, I was in your area last week. About halfway between Cleveland and Akron.

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    Ah yes. You said “the Browns game”, because we are the draw now. I get it.

    Were you in Twinsburg or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dooch View Post

    Were you in Twinsburg or something?
    haha. Pretty close. Ive been to twinsburg a couple times. There’s a couple bars in the area open at 6am. The Northfield Casino also has a bar open at 6am. I did pretty good betting on the ponies there one night.

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    Put a sawbuck on Captain Nemo

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    Just had a corned-beef, egg and cheese sammich at Primantis.

    come back CJ. Wu Corp needs you in 2020

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