Please someone notice me. I'm like a teenage girl on social media seeking attention

[noel411]

I just thought you'd all wanna know so that u can offer me words of encouragement and wish me well.

[Frank Drebin]

Every rose has its thorn
Just like every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings a sad sad song
Every rose has its thorn

Hope that helps

[brock]

noel, you gave me words of encouragement before about the hair transplant. i sincerely hope that your fleshlight is found and that it wasn't used a lot by the person who stole it.

[Dooch]

Of course you are. You’re a classic manic depressive. Get on meds, I’ve been telling you this for a year now.

I’m not trying to be funny.... entirely. There is truth in my jest.

You have mental health issues.

[noel411]

Well yeah I've been aware for most of my life that I have mental health issues. It's not exactly a revelation to have someone point it out. I don't believe in mood/personality altering drugs tho. A good shrink would b good, but I imagine very expensive.

But thanks for the support, everybody. It's heart warming to know that in each other we all have such a strong network of support that we can call on for strength and guidance, and lean on during tough thymes.

[JASPER]

Fuck feeling like a sad cunt. Start feeling like a sick cunt. Lift some heavy ass weights and eat a lot.

[Sir Artsdradamus]

Would it make you feel better if I unmerged your 2 identical Mr. Yo threads?

[noel411]

Jasper, I think this would b a good opportunity for me to thank u for your years of unconditional friendship and support. Thanks for always being there for me.

[JASPER]

I'm here for you, dude.

Watch this video if you ever feel that estrogen tingle in your areolas again.



And remember, tears are testosterone leaving your body.

[TSA]

You shouldnt off yourself. Are you homeless? I suspected something was going on with your living condition when you opted to show us the expired food you have to eat. Then you said you worked at some skate shop which was dangerous for an adult man.

keep your head up like Pac says. Try to do some real self-searching. You seem to reject things that are conventional to a mal-adaptive degree and have a lot of needless, aimless anger. I think you're probably really self-centered. Usually, people that end up battling with bouts of homelessness and are male are self-centered and it's hard for them to recover because a world where you're just thinking about yourself is really depressing and pointless. That's not going to give you the inspiration/energy necessary to not suffer on a consistent basis. So if that's the case, try to work on that. This could also be a Charles Jones situation where talking to you is pointless because you're working on a script based on your mental situation. In that case just grit your teeth until it's over and you're feeling better.

I could be wrong. Life is hard, and it's easy for someone to struggle and be depressed. But it's literally impossible if you're as self-centered and contrary as you come off. Good luck, don't off yourself.

[TSA]

I'm also not taking it off the table that you're going through 'normal hard times', which suck too. the whole 2017 was tough for me but it was necessary for me to go through it to learn more about myself and life. You could also be tweaking because you ate rotten plastic and uncooked nut for a week straight. Sometimes I get depressed for a day or two but it's almost always linked to me eating some fuck shit for a sustained period of time. I remember eating vending machine food for 3 days straight. I was literally a he-bitch until I had some water rice and meat. Odds are whatever you're going through isn't that deep because you don't have the 8 essential vitamins and minerals necessary to process it like a non-bitch.

some lemon water will cleanse your hoe ass gut from that trash.

[noel411]

lolz the thread was obviously (I thought) a joke. I didn't expect or even want anybody to take it seriously. The joke was asking you cunts for support when you were more likely to tear me apart.

I'm not going through hard thymes at all. And TSA while your analysis seems to be reasonably well thought out, not one part of it is accurate. I'm not homeless. I'm not self centered. I'm not depressed. I don't work in a skate shop and never (said I) did. I'm just about the furthest thing from Charles Jones you could imagine (except that we're both mildly retarded). And I've never seriously considered offing myself.

And eating all that shit was no big deal at all. I did one runny shit from it, and several solid ones, and my guts felt like shit like anybody's would after eating that quantity of cake and shit. I still surfed and rode my bike those afternoons after eating that shit, with no issues or discomfort at all. It was nothing more than making the most of an opportunity. Like I said I check for discounted shit in the bakery section every thyme I go to the supermarket. That day I just happened to be there at the worst (or best, depending on how you look at it) thyme possible, and there was a lot of insanely discounted good shit so I went all out. A sensible person might've even done the same, only they wouldn't have felt the need to eat it all, and just eaten what they wanted knowing full well that it was so cheap that by throwing half of it out they'd still have paid peanuts for what they consumed.

Anyway, thanks for the support.

[noel411]

and have a lot of needless, aimless anger

Actually you did kinda get this right. But it's not to the degree you'd probably think. I hear about shit that gets me worked up briefly, and then I move on. Like you probably haven't noticed, but with my whiny faggot rant threads I'm pretty sure I always open with my whiny fag rant and then the thread goes where it goes. Like I don't think I ever keep going on about whatever my issue was, cos that shit usually passes quick.

Probably the one thing I whine about here a lot that is indeed a constant source of anger is smokers. Straight up they are just the lowest form of scumbag out there and I wish every fucking one of them would die. I have to smell their filthy, degenerate poison shit every day and every night in my own home when it floats into my apartment, so it's just a constant source of anger. I wish I could react differently but I can't. They're just fucking worthless scum. Straight up. Death to them.

[Squidgy McGubbins]

Lol smoke 'em if ya got 'em.

Those cunts downstairs should smoke outside.

EDIT: I figured this had to be a joke.

I mean, who in their right (or wrong) mind would come to Gen Chat looking for encouragment, sympathy or w/e the fuck?

[Squidgy McGubbins]

Just watch some porn and relax...

Eventually lung cancer will take those smoking cunts out.