From what eye overstand u yank cunts don't even have doner kebabs over there in God's cuntry. How the fuck can u even call that place a real country?
No joke n eye'm really not exaggerating or anything, but kebabs r truly one of life's great pleasures. Straight up n down, kid. It's that real.
Word on the street is u cunts have hotdogs as a substitute. Fuc'n lolz, magne. Hotdogs r wack as fuque.
Euro cunts know what's up. Those Fuc'n wogs have infiltrated the fuck outta that mutha n set up their kebab shops everywhere over there. I lived on that shit when eye was there. Fuc'n dirt cheap compared to here.
But Yo, these Turkish cunts with the wood fire pizza joint around the corner from where eye work upgraded recently, n they're doing $10 kebabs n let me tell u, magne, they're Fuc'n zilla. I think the cunt even goes all out on mine cos he knows where I work n that I'll recommend his joint to cunts if he gives me reason to.
Kebabs, magne. No word of a lie.
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