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    Default doner kebabs

    From what eye overstand u yank cunts don't even have doner kebabs over there in God's cuntry. How the fuck can u even call that place a real country?

    No joke n eye'm really not exaggerating or anything, but kebabs r truly one of life's great pleasures. Straight up n down, kid. It's that real.

    Word on the street is u cunts have hotdogs as a substitute. Fuc'n lolz, magne. Hotdogs r wack as fuque.

    Euro cunts know what's up. Those Fuc'n wogs have infiltrated the fuck outta that mutha n set up their kebab shops everywhere over there. I lived on that shit when eye was there. Fuc'n dirt cheap compared to here.

    But Yo, these Turkish cunts with the wood fire pizza joint around the corner from where eye work upgraded recently, n they're doing $10 kebabs n let me tell u, magne, they're Fuc'n zilla. I think the cunt even goes all out on mine cos he knows where I work n that I'll recommend his joint to cunts if he gives me reason to.

    Kebabs, magne. No word of a lie.

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    Good healthy living.

    In America the bloody Greeks just jacked the idea and call it a gyro. Fucking peasants steal absolutely everything.

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    This kid eats expired tastykakes for breakfast, lunch and dinner and he’s somehow the voice of healthy eating?

    I’d listen to Skampoe about living healthy before this douche bag.


    Dr. Phil mother fucker.

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    He never said they're healthy. Just one of life's great pleasures.

    Been a long minute since I had one. Now I'm craving them.

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    I really don't c y they'd b so unhealthy. It's probably not the best way to prepare meat, but otherwise it's just vegies and a wrap. I've been having one a week and am not the slightest little bit concerned about it being unhealthy. Some of u cunts (and I don't just mean in this thread) act like living on nothing but grains and bottled water is really hip and the only way to go. Live a Little u fuc'n geeks.

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    Remove kebab

    Last edited by JASPER; 12-07-2018 at 06:35 PM.
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    Fap fap, kebap kebap

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    I ate doner kebabs in Europe.

    It’s a fucking gyro. As Hanzo said we don’t have Turks here we have Greeks and they are the ones who sells them.

    Every city has a “Nicks Gyro’s” or “Best Gyro’s”.

    They’re the Greek equivalent to “China Mountain”. Or “China Sea”.

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    Boner Kebabs.


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    this new turkish cuisine place opened up down the road from me.. the owner is so cool.. he#s worked with Gordon Ramsey.. anyway.,

    when he layers up the meat, (lamb or chicken) on the kebab skewers its fucking awesome..

    i used to hate kebabs cos of hte processed frozen bs.. but this guys kebabs are fucking godly.. in fact im eating one right now

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    Sounds fantastic, actually.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sideshow Bob View Post
    Seasoned Salmon skewers with wild rice and sauteed brussel sprouts is also good.

    prefer sea bass and tilapia over salmon

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    tilapia is for peasants.

    made some salmon filets stuffed with spinach + cream cheese + parmesean last weekend. twas amazing


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