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    "The world is going to end in 12 years if we don't address climate change" -Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

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    Ocasio-Cortez called the fight to mitigate the effects of climate change her generation's "World War II."

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    Who elected this dummy? she makes charles jones look semi normal.

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    Most politicians are retards.
    Trump kept on saying" I am going to build a wall and make Mexico pay for it". Fast forward 2 years later, government is shut down cause he needs tax money for wall. People vote for their party not best candidate. Thats how we keep get these losers.

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    I've watched a few of her interviews. She actually talks like Trump would if he was a democrat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by b-dolo View Post
    Most politicians are retards.
    Trump kept on saying" I am going to build a wall and make Mexico pay for it". Fast forward 2 years later, government is shut down cause he needs tax money for wall. People vote for their party not best candidate. Thats how we keep get these losers.
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/EL_CHAPO_Act

    $14 billion seized from that manlet El Chapo by the federal government a little while back.

    If EBT cut-off riots start in March and blue cities are on fire and Pelosi + Schumer are taking heat, this sort of bill would likely pass. Trump enjoys toying with his rivals. This has been the ace up his sleeve for some time now. He can thank the other manlet 'Ted Cruz Missile'.

    Mexican cartel money funds his wall project, then he fortnite dances with Barron on the White House lawn. People like Colbert or Baldwin would likely suicide themselves if it plays out like this lol
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    It’s amazing what Trump has been able to accomplish with all of the opposition. Either he is a genius or the left is that impotent.

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    i'm running for president in 2020 -Bernie Sanders

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    Guess whos back back again shadys back tell some men rub my back rub my back rub my back rub my back
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    “im getting the surgery done to look like michael jackson except im starting a gang and were all getting it done except i will be made to look like michael the most because i am the the leader”

    “When i said in the rhyme form how homer simpson thought jesus was jebus” in “projectillogic presents the birth of ai”

    “Michael jacksons house was called never land ranch because he thought he was pepter pan then he died eminem took over it and it was was a clever trick by michael jacksons ghost thats how he got inside eninems white body all for himself now the real slim shady is back”

    “Theres a man down the street giving out free fux in the asses and he says he knows you”

    “My first names mike my last names jones you put that together and it spells mike jones”

    “Gay horror core is gonna tame gangstalk”

    “Jesus alah and jehova are all frauds our real lord and savior lord flicka flacka he beat all three of them in a magic competition he cares about us”

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