What is the key to happiness?
What is the key to happiness?
Always have cialis on hand
"I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi
i guess the key to happiness is having a really shitty memory..
guess im f0rever sad
avoid having kids
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stay away from kids
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Never marry.
Never have kids.
Never fall in love.
Never let any girl know how much you're making.
Never give your real name to one night stands.
Never date any women with femenist friends.
Always use your own condoms if raw is no option.
Never return the favor if you get head, that's only for long term girlfriends.
If you want to have more than one gf, get more than one phone.
Never show up for a date or to the club without a pump.
Have MDMA at hand, hidden well of course.
Don't use deodorant, use cologne or parfume sparsely. Or better yet, WD40.
Get your bodyfat to anywhere under between 12% and 20%
If you're below 5ft8, aim for Asians.
Learn some basic sentences in different languages.
Clean your room.
"I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi
Especially kids
never ever have those
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Lolz @ shifter.
Guess u're not really a fan of kids, bro?
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