Life advice

[Spartacus]

The SAT's are going to have an "adversity score" to help out the dumb kids. My advice is.. don't be a dummy.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/sat-adv...-playing-field

[soul controller]

kek of all kekz

i think you mean Top Kekz.

[Dooch]

Keko di tutti keki

[project tillogic]

I was feeling beautiful pain for as long as i can remember because of being ripped apart from my first true love and I eventually emerged into s state i call beautiful enlightenment and it was for the first time. Enlightenment was dry before compared to this

[ShaDynasty]

Especially kids

never ever have those

[JASPER]

Hahaha

[TSA]

Having kids is phenomenal. I don't understand people that don't want kids, but they're usually on the verge of killing themselves (most of the time because their body chemicals think they're worthless for not having kids because they're mammals but they think it's because of lesbians not allowing them to say 'faggot' on facebook).

But yeah, reproducing is very fulfilling and fun. Outside of making a little person that you love and care for and can work towards ensuring they have a great life. Plus you get to have great moments with them and watching them grow is literally the meaning of life. Then there's having a part of you continue into time which is dope. I don't know what you guys think you're going to do when you're 50 LOL. Mind you you're only like 60% through with life at that point lol. The fuck.

Imagine playing a video game and like, 15% through it, there are no more objectives.

just doing this shit between jacking off, watching superhero movies and shooting heron


The fuck are you actually going to do nigga? Go on tinder? Hang out with your 'friends'? LOL You think anyone wants to be around your fucking flaccid dick ass LOL. 'I sure love to travel' looking ass lol. The fuck? Sometimes I wonder wtf is going on in the American brain bruh. Who the fuck are you going to talk to after 35? You'll never met a bitch that's not a left over UNLESS she's a widow, you dick will turn to egg yoke, nobody is going to want to be 'friends' with you because they have kids to raise and a life to build, and you'll just spend your entire Call of Duty existence keeping your age a secret like Doosh. Doosh can actually go home to a group of people that he loves and loves him back.

Can't go to no fucking club. Can't go to no fucking swimming pool. Nobody is trying to see you at a bar. You're going to get too frustrated at handsome black men to like sports in the next decade, Can't go anywhere that women exist, 0 fucking pussy. Prostitutes will get even more transactional, you'll get tired of porn. Tired of movies. Tired of fucking TV nigga.

Then you hit your 70s and end up in a home telling a Nigerian how much you don't like assorted mexicans, and die with shit hanging out of your ass 15 minutes before her shift ends. Slathered in shit and dead ruining some poor kids day like a Gunt (Geriatric Cunt). Then your surviving relative has to debate using sick time to come bury your fuccc ass.

Idk if ppl haven't thought this through but I'd what the American fixation with being a kid forever is. Can you imagine being in elementary and being all 'I don't want to go to middle school', and for some reason they let you lol. Nigga swearing to god the highest joy life has to offer is juice of friday. And it's not even like you niggas like money or are on some get fly shit. What's the plan nigga? LOL jesus

Nigga just wants to be a whole mammal without a family. Ok nigga. lol the fuck

[noel411]

Just wanna say, TSA, all the reasons u just listed in favour of having kids were purely selfish. U basically just said u should have kids because of all the ways it benefits yourself.

Never mind the fact the world is a grossly overpopulated fucking shithole disaster zone and most people aren't even fit to raise a kid properly.

It's that kind of thoughtlessness that leads to this world being such a fucking mess.

I mean I get ur point, but it's a very self centered argument.

[noel411]

Lolzwtf?

[brock]

tsa, did you enlist your kid into that kings and queens woke shop that you were talking about before?

[noel411]

Fuc'n lolz @ shit. That 90210 gif Bob posted is classic.

[RADIOACTIVE MAN]

Having kids is phenomenal. I don't understand people that don't want kids, but they're usually on the verge of killing themselves (most of the time because their body chemicals think they're worthless for not having kids because they're mammals but they think it's because of lesbians not allowing them to say 'faggot' on facebook).

But yeah, reproducing is very fulfilling and fun. Outside of making a little person that you love and care for and can work towards ensuring they have a great life. Plus you get to have great moments with them and watching them grow is literally the meaning of life. Then there's having a part of you continue into time which is dope. I don't know what you guys think you're going to do when you're 50 LOL. Mind you you're only like 60% through with life at that point lol. The fuck.

Imagine playing a video game and like, 15% through it, there are no more objectives.

just doing this shit between jacking off, watching superhero movies and shooting heron


The fuck are you actually going to do nigga? Go on tinder? Hang out with your 'friends'? LOL You think anyone wants to be around your fucking flaccid dick ass LOL. 'I sure love to travel' looking ass lol. The fuck? Sometimes I wonder wtf is going on in the American brain bruh. Who the fuck are you going to talk to after 35? You'll never met a bitch that's not a left over UNLESS she's a widow, you dick will turn to egg yoke, nobody is going to want to be 'friends' with you because they have kids to raise and a life to build, and you'll just spend your entire Call of Duty existence keeping your age a secret like Doosh. Doosh can actually go home to a group of people that he loves and loves him back.

Can't go to no fucking club. Can't go to no fucking swimming pool. Nobody is trying to see you at a bar. You're going to get too frustrated at handsome black men to like sports in the next decade, Can't go anywhere that women exist, 0 fucking pussy. Prostitutes will get even more transactional, you'll get tired of porn. Tired of movies. Tired of fucking TV nigga.

Then you hit your 70s and end up in a home telling a Nigerian how much you don't like assorted mexicans, and die with shit hanging out of your ass 15 minutes before her shift ends. Slathered in shit and dead ruining some poor kids day like a Gunt (Geriatric Cunt). Then your surviving relative has to debate using sick time to come bury your fuccc ass.

Idk if ppl haven't thought this through but I'd what the American fixation with being a kid forever is. Can you imagine being in elementary and being all 'I don't want to go to middle school', and for some reason they let you lol. Nigga swearing to god the highest joy life has to offer is juice of friday. And it's not even like you niggas like money or are on some get fly shit. What's the plan nigga? LOL jesus

Nigga just wants to be a whole mammal without a family. Ok nigga. lol the fuck

this dude

lmao
first of all..that kid prolly aint yours...i doubt any sane woman would wanna have a kid with a corn ball like you. you'e prolly gonna take care of another mans baby for the rest of your pathetic life...

lmao @ dude being a first time dad and think he has the answers to parenting lololol


on a sidenote...can we talk about your mom for a sec? i have a few questions for you lol

[Dooch]

Never mind it looks like the rant was directed @graveyard shifter or something

However I did an analysis on the TSA rant text, and it turns out he shares the same writing style as David Foster Wallace. Apparently the symbol of 'Lit-Bro Culture". A white-man-author-guy who killed himself using a noose on his home patio.

That’s hilarious because as I sat here in my garage sipping a Budweiser can, watching a thunderstorm roll in, I thought to myself, “I bet TSA plagiarizes this shit”.

Lit bro lives on.

[RADIOACTIVE MAN]

Never mind it looks like the rant was directed @graveyard shifter or something

However I did an analysis on the TSA rant text, and it turns out he shares the same writing style as David Foster Wallace. Apparently the symbol of 'Lit-Bro Culture". A white-man-author-guy who killed himself using a noose on his home patio.

finished

[TSA]

Just wanna say, TSA, all the reasons u just listed in favour of having kids were purely selfish. U basically just said u should have kids because of all the ways it benefits yourself.

Never mind the fact the world is a grossly overpopulated fucking shithole disaster zone and most people aren't even fit to raise a kid properly.

It's that kind of thoughtlessness that leads to this world being such a fucking mess.

I mean I get ur point, but it's a very self centered argument.

so? The world isn't overpopulated but that's another discussion. I'm for adopting too (which i think is better then USING RAW JIZZ TO PRODUCE A CHILD), but I think people should consider the fact that they're humans and life is long. I think it's natural for someone to want to make a family, and most natural wants are selfish at their root. I get not wanting kids and there's advantages but there are also disadvantages that people don't consider. Also, I think taking care of another person is odd to connect to selfishness when the contrast is not wanting kids because you'll have to take care of another person.

I think being a shit is worst 'for the world' than having kids, and I haven't met someone who openly doesn't want kids who isn't shit. To me fair I haven't met you so I'm not judging, and you sound like a swell nigga. I've met a lot of ppl that weren't bred with and are great ppl, but I also know a few ppl that keep saying they don't want kids and they're all lesbian assholes, chicks that want kids but didn't make it happen, self consumed depressives, liberals that are afraid of black majority rooms and people that want to pretend they're kids for the rest of their life.

One thing that's interesting about western culture is everything is a blank slate for each person that they have to figure it out themselves and reach whatever conclusion works for them, which is cool, but sometimes these conclusions aren't very well informed. It's fine to not want kids or a family but then what? lol. If the 'what' accounts for the fact that life is actually pretty pointless and you have to make a point(s) for it then cool. I see a lot of wimmen on social media say things like 'I don't want a kid until I'm at least 35', which is fine but it's (obviously) coming from a very uninformed standpoint if you want to START trying to have kids at time of maximum risk to your health and minimized probability for success. But you can't say 'hey bitch, you don't even know if your ovaries work god chill' because they won't receive it well.