I spread disease like Portuguese on the Pinto

I eat ass stuffed with cheese but I’m lactose so I cant shit the shit I eat without pepto bismo

I once saw a blue angel take a nose dive into the cornfields of Kansas, My rooms messy cuz I stuff my garbage in cabinets, I don’t like Cannabis, I much prefer the relaxed sensation of a pain pill popped with Potsdam PA lager in cans

Mister Yo is like a middle toe that outgrows the big one, emasculating the order of digits like Bruce Jenner bottomed by midgets.

The race in pocono pollutes the sky with a carbon based smog that blocks the sun rays leaving the red state in a gray state not that it matters the particles were captured by their ozone masters....