I spread disease like Portuguese on the Pinto
I eat ass stuffed with cheese but I’m lactose so I cant shit the shit I eat without pepto bismo
I once saw a blue angel take a nose dive into the cornfields of Kansas, My rooms messy cuz I stuff my garbage in cabinets, I don’t like Cannabis, I much prefer the relaxed sensation of a pain pill popped with Potsdam PA lager in cans
Mister Yo is like a middle toe that outgrows the big one, emasculating the order of digits like Bruce Jenner bottomed by midgets.
The race in pocono pollutes the sky with a carbon based smog that blocks the sun rays leaving the red state in a gray state not that it matters the particles were captured by their ozone masters....
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