M.C. Vandelay ethers Wu-Corp's finest - T$A, Dooch, Rob & Graveyard Shifter

[noel411]

This thread is whack.

[Rev Jones]

Excellent thread title change

it's all in good fun

[Sir Artsdradamus]

C’mon son
You on somethin?
You’re broke. Rap career done
You’re a joke - a put on
You online dick-ridin’ Staten guys Rza wouldn’t even put on
Your music? Stations wouldn’t put on
Even in Minneapolis
Your Dick? Mini. Your sack? apple-less
Talking about twins titties
Yet haven’t made it out of the twin cities
Time to get a 9 to 5 for sure
Time flies
It ain’t ‘95 no more
You got no more ride or dies
Your horror-core style died
You didn’t make wu-corps top 5 even after Style died
Your online stories? Fake. All lies
Closest you came to an orgy is 5 Guys
Never bed no 9’s, just 2’s and 5’s
Never carried no 9’s 2-2’s or 4-5s
T$A’s mom got more cred. She’s done more time. She did a bid of 2 to 5

Radioactive Man got no chicks
No hits.
Geiger Counter to your sound cloud. No clicks
No riches. no bitches
never gave no one no stitches
Out of plutonium. You’re two tone-ium
Inside white. Outside black
Your tracks wacker than back packer rap
IrOnMaN is blacker than ya and that’s actual fact
Raaddr Van is more believable with his boasts and claims
Crisp and soak you with these roasts and flames
Crispin Sokuu not hot on any coasts or plains
Not on any boats or planes
No game. No bread
No fame. No street cred.
Only famous on these threads.

dead

[TSA]

In the line where you're mentioning that nobody listens to Graveyard Shifter's music you should have said

No rich, no bitch

instead of

No riches, No bitches

the ignorance of the grammar gives it flavor while communicating that you're not here to be reasoned with.
This is also what I picture you looking like



how far off am I?

[Sir Artsdradamus]

This is also what I picture you looking like

pretty close but i got hair on my head and not my chest

[Sir Artsdradamus]

When I was little, Art Vandelay was famous. He was the greatest poster in Wu-Corp. And he was Rob's decapitator. He cut off the heads of 131 posters. It was a bad time for the forum. Rob just stayed inside his apartment and he never came out. People said his brain was infected by Trump. Art would come home. He would forget about the killings. He wasn't scared of the Rob, but Rob was scared of him. Maybe that was the problem. Then, one night, the shogun sent Sense-A to his house. He was supposed to kill Vandelay. But he didn't. That was the night everything changed....

Robby’s life bombed atomically
non-autonomy. wu-Corp dictator. chin as big as Vinny Gigante.
Brute force dick taker. Fisted, licked groin for Bitcoin.
ATM dick taster.

Dumbfound his chin so profound.
Don’t know Rob’s pronoun.
He, him, she, ze, shim? Left New England on a Whim
Wham! Stan. Glam fan. NbaJam rams man jam in his can.
Mansplajns I.T. to chicks he pulls with cocaine.
Needs rogaine.
Only posts shit he heard from Joe Rogan.

Explosion in his pants tremendous when his vape pen hits like Mine Pence from mens.
King bees ease their tongues in his bum. Suction so hard takes air out the lungs
got locked jawed performing on the hardest cocks
slide in sickenin’
Made him grunt. Pillow bite. Rod’s stick in his can

[Dooch]

Wrong song for the intro.

Lazy half assed attempt, but it should have been simple.

But it was the last time wu tang stans like Art were ever given a comedic opportunity that fucking valuable again.

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[RADIOACTIVE MAN]

What’s this weird shit? Lol

[b-dolo]

That was nice Art. Only the real can appreciate.