I know you're all just being cunts, but yeah, obviously I'm not that dirty of a cunt. We're talking about when I'm on the road n have no access to showers n shit here. I only ever spray a little bit of deoderant before I go to work, but I still stay clean. People overuse the fucking shit out of that nasty shit. Deoderant. I hate using it, n I hate encountering people who reek of it.

I was clean when I was with this bird the other night. Just a had a kebab before I went over there, which has garlic n a lot of other funky shit in it.

Funnily enough we were talking about kebabs thru text just that very afternoon before I went over, n she was saying how she'll only ever eat them when she knows she won't b kissing anyone, lolz.

I'm a grimey nigga. No doubt about that. But not really dirty. Only in comparison to overly clean pansies.