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    ^Dude, seriously, stop trying to analyze me. Some cunts here have made pretty accurate observations about me, but you're always so fucking far off that it blows my mind.

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    I'm gonna tell u dumb cunts y I didn't fuck her, so u can at least find ways to diss me for the truth instead of making ur dumb fuck assumptions.

    1. I have something going with a long distance girl. I'm not committed to her at all n she knows that. But fucking another girl would almost certainly close that door. I'm still trying to avoid doing that.

    2. I really like this girl (the bed one), but I'm planning to hit the road soon n don't wanna end up in a relationship with her. Yeah I could prob fuck her with no commitment, but I'm concerned about my own feelings for her growing. Definitely an easy one for u dipshits to diss me about.

    3. She's seeing another guy. I don't really care about that n don't know him n don't take their relationship seriously. But if she's actually gonna b half serious about trying to make it work with him then I don't think she should fuck it up over me when I'm planning to take off soon.

    So yeah, take ur shots, but at least base them on the truth.

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    All that being said, when I was laying there with this girl, I really wanted to fuck her, n I would've let it happen if it had gone that way. But I was never gonna try to make it happen myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noel411 View Post
    I'm gonna tell u dumb cunts y I didn't fuck her, so u can at least find ways to diss me for the truth instead of making ur dumb fuck assumptions.

    1. I have something going with a long distance girl. I'm not committed to her at all n she knows that. But fucking another girl would almost certainly close that door. I'm still trying to avoid doing that.

    2. I really like this girl (the bed one), but I'm planning to hit the road soon n don't wanna end up in a relationship with her. Yeah I could prob fuck her with no commitment, but I'm concerned about my own feelings for her growing. Definitely an easy one for u dipshits to diss me about.

    3. She's seeing another guy. I don't really care about that n don't know him n don't take their relationship seriously. But if she's actually gonna b half serious about trying to make it work with him then I don't think she should fuck it up over me when I'm planning to take off soon.

    So yeah, take ur shots, but at least base them on the truth.

    Holy shit. I'd rather find out that my girl cheated on my by fucking some guy while I was away than she just cuddled in bed and had good conversation with some scummy grocery store bagger who smells really bad because he doesn't take showers or use soap.

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    So would I. She told me today that she lied to the dude about us n then she was like 'we didn't really do anything' n I was like 'I would b EXTREMELY upset about what we did if I was ur boyfriend'. Cos we spent fucking hours both when we went to bed n the next morning in bed just joking around n cuddling n shit. Like proper couple shit.

    I was gonna say to her I'd feel better if I was the dude if we'd just had a quick animalistic fuck, but I think she already felt bad enough.

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    animalistic fuck lmfao.

    im monitoring this thread
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    The Yo up in this bitch.

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    Sorry, forgot to add...

    Ya heard?

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    Quote Originally Posted by noel411 View Post
    I'm gonna tell u dumb cunts y I didn't fuck her, so u can at least find ways to diss me for the truth instead of making ur dumb fuck assumptions.

    1. I have something going with a long distance girl. I'm not committed to her at all n she knows that. But fucking another girl would almost certainly close that door. I'm still trying to avoid doing that.

    2. I really like this girl (the bed one), but I'm planning to hit the road soon n don't wanna end up in a relationship with her. Yeah I could prob fuck her with no commitment, but I'm concerned about my own feelings for her growing. Definitely an easy one for u dipshits to diss me about.

    3. She's seeing another guy. I don't really care about that n don't know him n don't take their relationship seriously. But if she's actually gonna b half serious about trying to make it work with him then I don't think she should fuck it up over me when I'm planning to take off soon.

    So yeah, take ur shots, but at least base them on the truth.
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    For someone who claims to be “free” Noel is the most self-restricted, sensitive person on this board.

    Unless your just, you know, taking the piss, mate.

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    ^yeah I actually totally agree with that, except I honestly don't think this particular girl is seeing/fucking anyone else. I'm not being naive. Honestly I wish she was, lolz. But I don't reckon she is.

    I reckon I'll prob end up fucking her before I go away anyway. She asked me over again last night. I kinda evaded the invite cos I just wanted to lay chilly at home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dooch View Post
    For someone who claims to be “free” Noel is the most self-restricted, sensitive person on this board.

    Unless your just, you know, taking the piss, mate.
    I'm the biggest over-thinker/over-analyser you'll never meet. Probably a symptom of isolating myself n being constantly in my head.

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    Noel, do you think your visible depression is being made worst by your hygiene? Not being clean puts a lot of pressure on your immune system bro. You are probably constantly dealing with a low level sickness on a regular basis but it's so low and so regular that you equate it to your mood. It's a thing we discussed while I was working at the shelter because once the hobos would shower, their mood would make a noticeable change.

    It sucks because depression also makes ppl not want to bathe so you've entered a dangerous loop. I think you should get help

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    I know you're all just being cunts, but yeah, obviously I'm not that dirty of a cunt. We're talking about when I'm on the road n have no access to showers n shit here. I only ever spray a little bit of deoderant before I go to work, but I still stay clean. People overuse the fucking shit out of that nasty shit. Deoderant. I hate using it, n I hate encountering people who reek of it.

    I was clean when I was with this bird the other night. Just a had a kebab before I went over there, which has garlic n a lot of other funky shit in it.

    Funnily enough we were talking about kebabs thru text just that very afternoon before I went over, n she was saying how she'll only ever eat them when she knows she won't b kissing anyone, lolz.

    I'm a grimey nigga. No doubt about that. But not really dirty. Only in comparison to overly clean pansies.

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    You are WEIRD maaaaaaaaaaannnnn.

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