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    I’m actually not “just being a cunt”.

    It’s an honest and educated analysis of you based on the information you divulge. And you give us an in depth look into your psyche in many of your posts.


    I have a cousin who is exactly like you. You guys have the same affliction.

    A tendency toward isolation, bad hygienic habits, over analyzing, not admitting there is a problem, laziness, hypersensitive, yet claim not to care, unsatisfied love life, pushing away women that actually like you..

    You’re him. And he’s not right upstairs.

    I agree Darrigbo that bathing daily enhances the quality of ones life.
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    Not admitting there is a problem? Wtf, dude? U think I don't realise I'm a weird, fucked up cunt?

    Laziness? I'm probably more active n obsessively productive than anybody else here. Just cos I don't give a fuck about career n money doesn't mean I'm lazy.

    What do I claim not to care about? U keep bringing that up? People? I hate humans as a whole. But specific people in my life I care about a lot, n go to great lengths to treat well.

    And I don't push women away. I'm just not interested in most of them, as with all other people. I've been giving loads of thyme to this bird because I really like her.

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    I think it's weird that Noel would take a stance as ridiculous as 'I don't bathe' and 'I don't bathe with soap', then soft peddles and start breaking down how and when he washes his body to reduce the 'perception'.

    I don't know if i'm asking the right question but, what level of alternative hygienic habit explaining do you assume makes the people reading your responses go 'oh, ok, I get it'?
    Like explaining that you didn't smell like BO, but instead, kebab....what are you getting at?

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    Haha, it's u cunts who r making such a big deal about the god's cleaning habits n hygiene. Clearly it's not a big thing to me. I'm just trying to make u cunts overstand my reality, cos I really wouldn't have thought it was that shocking or noteable.

    But if it is then that's fine. It really doesn't bother me. I'm more than OK with my hygeine n cleanliness, n I've never met anybody in the real world who voiced any concern about it.

    Except my brother once told me I smell bad somethymes, lolz. I wasn't happy to hear it, but I can certainly live widdit. He's actually not unlike me in that regard. Loves roughing it when he goes away n doesn't get girly about cleaning. Doesn't use deoderant.

    I've never thought he smelled bad. Not even once that I can recall.

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    People aren't going to risk unnecessary confrontation with you if you smell bad, especially since they already assume you're a sociopath if you're in your adulthood smelling and not wanting to take showers like a 3 year old autist.

    your brother would cause he knows you, but it takes a lot for a person to tell another person they smell and 99% of ppl wont think you're worth tension. If you smell people put you in the same box as public masturbators, pan handlers, and dudes arguing with their girlfriend on speakerphone in public. Not worth it.

    If you want to smell it's up to you, I just dont know why you think smelling like kebab from your pores as opposed to BO is the PR model to follow.

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    ^i had consistent lolz throughout.

    Lolz @ where this thread has gone.

    Smelling like kebab is actually worse than BO IMO. But what was I gonna do about it? That shit comes out ur pores. Having a shower wouldn't have done any good. N I didn't have thyme for a shower after she called me.

    I would've put on deodorant, but I just didn't think of it until I was already in my car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noel411 View Post
    N I didn't have thyme for a shower after she called me.

    Why was it so time pressing that you had to get to her house to climb in her bed and cuddle?

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    Cos she's always giving me shit about about how long I take to do everything n said she'd prob b asleep if I took as long to get there as I usually do, lolz.

    Pretty cucky, I'll admit. I didn't wanna miss her tho cos we hadn't hung out for a while n I wanted to c her.

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    You don't shower and still take a long time to get ready?

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    noel keeps talking about pissing. maybe he likes golden showers more than regular ones.

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    This story has so many holes, Noel wouldn’t fuck it.

    A grown man man doesn’t need more than 5 minutes to shower. What takes you so long that you didn’t have time to shower before going to see this girl? Did you have to shave your pussy?

    And you are so fucking interesting this girl really couldn’t wait an extra 5-10 minutes to see you? Are your Mr Yo stories that goddamn important?

    how fucking disgusting is this girl that she is going to let you into her bed when you haven’t showered or used soap in weeks? She must be a fucking pig.

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    my stories are important fyi.
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    What kind of a man takes 5 minutes to shower? I'm more like 3.

    She's impatient. I don't take that long. Tho my brothers have the same complaint about me. I'm thorough. I don't like forgetting to bring stuff. I'll b about to leave n then think of something I'm forgetting. That typically happens numerous thymes whenever I go out. It's an especially big cunt cos I live in a fourth floor apartment n often when I'm going somewhere I'll do like 3 trips back up n down the stairs to grab shit I forgot.

    And Art, fuck off with ur bitter shit insulting her. What possible reason do u have to insult her like that, u miserable, bitter cunt? What r u upset about? U're getting way too bitter to b questioning MY level of mental health.

    Ask Mister Yo what she looks like. He's seen pictures of her. It'd b fucking hilarious if I posted those pictures here, which I would NEVER do. U'd b crying urself to sleep every night trying to tell convince urself this is all lies.

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    I find it funny that people here question my integrity n think I would actually consider lying about something to try n impress some fucking dipshits on an internet forum.

    The funniest part is wtf is remotely impressive about this story that I would actually bother making it up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by noel411 View Post
    What kind of a man takes 5 minutes to shower? I'm more like 3.

    She's impatient. I don't take that long. Tho my brothers have the same complaint about me. I'm thorough. I don't like forgetting to bring stuff. I'll b about to leave n then think of something I'm forgetting. That typically happens numerous thymes whenever I go out. It's an especially big cunt cos I live in a fourth floor apartment n often when I'm going somewhere I'll do like 3 trips back up n down the stairs to grab shit I forgot.
    This sounds like OCD.

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