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    Quote Originally Posted by noel411 View Post
    Ask Mister Yo what she looks like. He's seen pictures of her. It'd b fucking hilarious if I posted those pictures here, which I would NEVER do. U'd b crying urself to sleep every night trying to tell convince urself this is all lies.
    I promise you that if you post a picture of a hot chick who won't fuck you because you are a smelly dirtbag, I will 100% believe you.

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    Lolz, if u wanna talk about my ocd that's a whole new thread, bwoy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noel411 View Post
    I find it funny that people here question my integrity n think I would actually consider lying about something to try n impress some fucking dipshits on an internet forum.

    The funniest part is wtf is remotely impressive about this story that I would actually bother making it up?
    You’re the one who constantly claims to just be “taking the piss” and it’s all some big joke.

    It’s like I said. You’re In depth posts are VERY SERIOUS, and your just a sensitive, obsessive compulsive person.

    You don’t like people or claim not to, because you desperately want their admiration and when you don’t get it, you withdraw.

    If this girl is indeed that hot, and you are too afraid to fuck her, then it only reaffirms everything.

    You’re putting the pussy on a pedestal bro.

    Take a shower, and go put your ball stank on this bitch.

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    Yeah my in depth posts r serious. But my commentary on shit is usually at least half taking the piss.

    It's def not a case of putting the pussy on a pedestal. It's just over thinking the whole situation. It's a curse. No doubt about it.

    At this point I kinda regret not trying to make it happen. I think if the situation arises again n I think it's on, I might approach things differently.

    Thyme will tell.

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    And wtf is up with Italians? Everyone here takes the piss n gives me shit, n rightly so. I wouldn't expect or accept any less. But u 2 cunts seem downright bitter n resentful about my life, n like u genuinely wanna bring me down.

    What's up with that?

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    Noel, I'll go first. Here's a picture of a hot chick who won't fuck me.



    Now don't cry yourself to sleep.

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    Noel, if you don't feel yourself worthy of a bath, you're probably not fucking because you don't think you deserve the pusheh. Also, you must really hate her if you want to pull out your oniony yellowing rancid dick and give her a violent yeast infection while kebab sweat pours from your balding scalp and armpits onto her half suicidal face. Just smudging her numb vagina with a porn deflated flaccid garlic dick like a smegma drenched fly beating fruitlessly into a window.
    Last edited by TSA; 10-22-2019 at 12:34 AM.

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    ^proper fuc'n HARD lolz were had

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    Second thyme 'round still hard lolz persisted.

    Best post I've seen in a long thyme.

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    why is noel eating garlic on a stick?

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    ^fuc'n lolz. That was my fave part too.

    The second best part was ' your oniony yellowing rancid dick'.

    I'm still having proper lolz when I Amy Reid it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SonicRingz View Post
    I think TSA won this thread's 'creative writing award' with this line:



    He should get into erotic freelance writing for dudes who won't bathe unless a piss-taking father figure screams at them

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    lol at Amy Reid it and Tide Pod hue

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    That is straight Literotica material right there.

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    Noel, how often do you do laundry? Do you wear the same clothes for weeks at a time also? Do you have the same disdain for laundry soap as you do for bath soap and only rinse your clothes in water?

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