Autofellatio Redux

[Dooch]

Everything about Western Civilization came from the greasy haired, hairy chested original Latin olive oil goombah man from the boot.

Our northern cousins live it and embrace it, and have mastered it.

We even gave them fascism to combat the Jew and the Slav with their communism and corruptions.

But still...

Im flattered that everyone south of Texas tries to pass themselves off as me.


Danny has Latin blood. He’s okay. He gets it even if his woody Allen acts up at times. It’s a chronic condition he can’t help it.

[Sir Artsdradamus]

Even Donald Trump was feeling his life was incomplete as just a billionaire and the president. He wants to be Eye-talian too.