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    Default Well this was awkward

    I go to my neighborhood bar last night for some cheap mid-shelf whiskey Christmas/Jesus shots. Even smoked a few cigarettes and had some draft Coors lights... like a trashy south Boston Tom Brady worshiper might indulge in.

    Haven't been there in maybe 2.5 years. Nothing really changed though, just a very smelly, creepy Gen-X vibe and weird yelling or autistic spergings about the Lakers vs Clippers. Ended up talking to this early 20's jewess bitch for a bit, who was actually pretty hot, toned and petite and grew up maybe 3 towns away in my home state. The "guys" or nintendo switch cuck mouths she rolled in with did a great job of self-selecting themselves out of the mating pool by talking about the netflix adaption "Witcher" series or ktl topics as loud as possible. It was adorable and very wucorpy. I thought you guys were opinionated and gay, but that was next level.

    However I'm in a slight dilemma. As the diet Fuhrer and killer of all things Yiddish or parasitic, should I get my affairs in order (cold-call planned parenthood) before I possibly creampie a mouthy little Sarah Silverman. That shit would be hot, and her kosher milkers looked pretty succulent. Not sure if IronDan would approve of me: a 'mutant gentile' breeding his tribe... but yolo, stay frosty, and pick up that new mister yo double LP.
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    you're boring

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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Chinroom View Post
    I go to my neighborhood bar last night for some cheap mid-shelf whiskey Christmas/Jesus shots. Even smoked a few cigarettes and had some draft Coors lights... like a trashy south Boston Tom Brady worshiper might indulge in.

    Haven't been there in maybe 2.5 years. Nothing really changed though, just a very smelly, creepy Gen-X vibe and weird yelling or autistic spergings about the Lakers vs Clippers. Ended up talking to this early 20's jewess bitch for a bit, who was actually pretty hot, toned and petite and grew up maybe 3 towns away in my home state. The "guys" or nintendo switch cuck mouths she rolled in with did a great job of self-selecting themselves out of the mating pool by talking about the netflix adaption "Witcher" series or ktl topics as loud as possible. It was adorable and very wucorpy. I thought you guys were opinionated and gay, but that was next level.

    However I'm in a slight dilemma. As the diet Fuhrer and killer of all things Yiddish or parasitic, should I get my affairs in order (cold-call planned parenthood) before I possibly creampie a mouthy little Sarah Silverman. That shit would be hot, and her kosher milkers looked pretty succulent. Not sure if IronDan would approve of me: a 'mutant gentile' breeding his tribe... but yolo, stay frosty, and pick up that new mister yo double LP.
    as a result of jews breeding outside of their tribe, i absolutely approve, as long as she doesnt have a flat ass. im pretty much in favor of fucking whomever, as long as they consent and dont have AIDS.

    Oh yeah, also, if more whites keep boning vague nonwhites, that slowly eliminates the white scourge and thins their grafted gene pools.

    although it seems to me that a bunch of jews ARE white in appearance, if nonwhite only by societal definitions. white people have told me that im either white or nonwhite, and black people generally tell me that im not white, and in extreme cases, have told me that im black, which seems unlikely to me, but whatever. i guess theres a little blackness on the cuban side, but im straight mutt IMO.

    but it seems that some define whiteness as absolute, so even a little nonwhiteness makes someone not white. youre either white or not, with even the slightest impurity rendering you non-white.

    somebody get SUNNY WINTERS in here to clarify.
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    Danny your, Cuban side, if it’s Spanish descended, is Latin.

    French, Spanish, Portuguese, Italian, Romanian. These are the Latin people.

    Most of us are mixed with something, usually white. I myself am one quarter Germanic-Briton.



    Rob, go for it. Those Jew broads got a lot of money you could wind up with a big fucking score here ya mutha fucker.

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    better hope she swallows on Sundays too

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    gotta go for it brah.

    i sure as hell would if i were in that situation, in fact. it probs would have already happened by now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TSA View Post
    you're boring
    I would hope so. That is the plan. But I still can't compete with the guy who talked my ear off about the upcoming Fiesta Bowl. I almost asked him if he was into lawns.

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    as a result of jews breeding outside of their tribe, i absolutely approve, as long as she doesnt have a flat ass. im pretty much in favor of fucking whomever, as long as they consent and dont have AIDS.

    Oh yeah, also, if more whites keep boning vague nonwhites, that slowly eliminates the white scourge and thins their grafted gene pools.
    I'm just not sure if mixing with 0.2% of the total global population would actually thin our numbers. Like there probably wouldn't be any measurable impact. Personally I think white dudes with receding hairlines who marry busted east asian girls and procreate do the most damage.

    Probably not gonna hit up a bar on Christmas night next year. Entire experience was like drinking with people who have reddit accounts and ring doorbells. I'll probably just get drunk at home and ask you gays if whether Ray Donovan is a decent show or not. Still can't decide.
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    ^^

    lmfao.

    brah just fuck some bitches
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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Chinroom View Post
    I would hope so. That is the plan. But I still can't compete with the guy who talked my ear off about the upcoming Fiesta Bowl. I almost asked him if he was into lawns.


    .
    Now was that necessary?


    Bucks 37, clemsin 24

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Yo View Post
    ^^

    lmfao.

    brah just fuck some bitches
    Or I could just watch Clemson fuck the Buckeyes. Then I could text my friend who went to OSU and be all like "brah, u mad?"
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    smh

    we all live different lives, i suppose.

    surprised im able to somewhat even converse with this group of dudes sometimes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Chinroom View Post
    Or I could just watch Clemson fuck the Buckeyes. Then I could text my friend who went to OSU and be all like "brah, u mad?"
    Just pound the Jew and root for the Big Ten.

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    Back when i was single, it was extremely difficult for me not to fuck young ladies that wanted to fuck. It usually wasnt a “good” idea per se, but if they had a redeeming quality or two..id worry about the fallout later. Plus, i like fucking

    And if you got hit by cilvaringzs tour bus tomorrow, would you want the last thing you ever did to be turning down pussy?

    Now that im in a relationship, its STILL difficult for me not to fuck women that want to fuck, but im getting more mature in my old age, plus she makes a lot of money and ive grown accustomed to a certain lifestyle.

    But yeah, go on and fuck that jewess through a hole in the sheet, or dont go to bars on xmas with young skanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Yo View Post
    smh

    we all live different lives, i suppose.

    surprised im able to somewhat even converse with this group of dudes sometimes.
    The fuck type of classy dudes do white european wutang messageboard rappers converse with?

    I bet your book club is dope.

    These guys are colorful, but theyre the salt of the earth.

    Youre right though. All douche bags. All of us

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    "We all live different lives, I suppose"

    lol
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