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    I remember when ebola hit Nigeria. They identified everyone the person had come in contact with for over a month, tested all of them, and put testing centered on every street corner until it was 100% of the country in a month. They even caught an diseased Italian at the airport the month and locked him down until the chemicals purified him.

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    Hopefully it picks up pace so I can get additional PTO. We're doing a weekend in New Orleans and I wouldn't mind enjoying my obvious immunity to this for a whole week now that hotels are basically free.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HANZO View Post
    In England they are doing absolutely nothing they aren't even testing people, if you haven't had contact with someone who has tested positive the authorities here will not test you. They haven't shut schools, haven't banned flights from mainland Europe they only banned Italy. Everywhere is still open here with the government only encouraging people not to go.

    People are going nuts to today I thought I would go for a walk and I notice every car that went by the back was filled with shopping bags. One thing this shows is that Europeans in times of crisis are no different from Middle Easterners or Asians. The levels of stupidity and ignorance is mind boggling.
    this is ironic because asians are visibly 4000x better than europeans at handling this and just about anything. Idk about the middle east because there's like 7 ppl there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TSA View Post
    this is ironic because asians are visibly 4000x better than europeans at handling this and just about anything. Idk about the middle east because there's like 7 ppl there.
    China dealt with this horribly. South Korea appear to be dealing with it better, I'm not there to check on that though.

    This whole scenario just proves that globalization is the only route.

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    Cleveland clinic has drive through testing. You feel sick you go up there or if your doctor sends you there. Just depends on what type of hospital your region deals with. There top 3 worldwide so they have the money. They developed their own test.

    I donít really see the big deal. It hasnít changed anything really except I canít go to a restaurant or people over buying at a chain supermarket. Which will be restocked anyway.

    The only place I see people panicking is on the internet.

    I think some people enjoy it. It makes them feel part of something itís like some rush.

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    I think the primary reason Rice Rabies spread so quickly in Italy is because Italians are close talkers and have customs like kissing each other on the cheeks & chestnipples. Excess body hair might have made them into mobile petri dishes.

    If only Eyetalians were black enough to be immune and shit.

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    Idris Elba has condemned conspiracy theories surrounding COVID-19 in a fiery video message. There are so many stupid, ridiculous conspiracy theories about black people not being able to get it," he said in a Twitter video released on Tuesday. "That is the quickest way to get more black people killed.ĒElba continued: "Please understand that you can get it, all right? Stop sending out these stupid WhatsApp messages about black people not getting it. That's ridiculous. You're making us all look stupid. Just know you have to be as vigilant as every other race.

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    Idris Elbows probably now regrets accepting Justin Trudeau's cuckhold session with his wife. Justin's highly toxic blackface-paint likely worked as a deterrent from contracting the Shanghai Shivers.
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    The Peking Plague is about to give me 1,000 bucks? Beautiful, Iím due for a new hot water tank.

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    People are calling the virus 'the boomer remover'?

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    People over 80 arenít boomers. Lol.

    So everyone under 40 is millenial and everyone over 40 boomer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Chinroom View Post
    I think the primary reason Rice Rabies spread so quickly in Italy is because Italians are close talkers and have customs like kissing each other on the cheeks & chestnipples. Excess body hair might have made them into mobile petri dishes.

    If only Eyetalians were black enough to be immune and shit.

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    The Peking Plague made its way to Northern Italy en masse due to the hundred thousand plus migrant Chinese workers that are there.

    This is just the latest in a series of historical Chinese diseases thats killed the world.
    They are the cruise ship of human civilization.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dooch View Post
    People over 80 aren’t boomers. Lol.

    So everyone under 40 is millenial and everyone over 40 boomer?
    I didn't make it up. But certainly, boomers are at greater risk than anybody younger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShaDynasty View Post
    I didn't make it up. But certainly, boomers are at greater risk than anybody younger.
    The parents of college and high school aged kids are gen Xers or Millenials.

    The people dying over 80 are the last vestiges of the greatest generation. Right on the border of the boomer generation.

    Not that it matters. This virus isnít wiping anything out, itís not that deadly.

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