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Thread: The Movie 'Contagion' Might Be Happening IRL

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    Haha

    Can you imagine how the world would change if 1/3 people actually died? - it would be mostly old people...

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    For starters it would likely free up a nosebleed section seat at a sporting event or Holiday Inn bed. A bunch of old sassy dudes with Art's paper mache butt cheek mold will drop like flies hitting Nicky Douche's home depot bug lamp.
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    Well this got out of control quickly. Italy under full quarantine, The British Health secretary tested positive, Iran in chaos, stock markets plummet, oil prices drop 25%. It's remarkable how European nations can be so incompetent.

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    Round here 1,000+ attendee events have been forbidden by the guhment, so most venues & events are scaling down to 999 attendees max to recoup on some of their projected losses. talk about stupid lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal Incandenza View Post
    Round here 1,000+ attendee events have been forbidden by the guhment, so most venues & events are scaling down to 999 attendees max to recoup on some of their projected losses. talk about stupid lol


    Corona
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    TRUMP SPEAKING NOW

    30 day travel ban on euro-travel into the US, excluding Brits for some reason?
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    AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Itís going to run itís course. People have probably already gotten it and donít know.


    Itíll be around for months before it goes away.

    There wonít be a vaccine that takes years. Then itíll go away on its own because itíll infect to many people and theyíll be immune.

    Itís not nothing but itís not going to be another bubonic plague.

    They predict just less worse than Spanish flu 1918. Or a really extreme flu outbreak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dooch View Post
    It’s going to run it’s course. People have probably already gotten it and don’t know.


    It’ll be around for months before it goes away.

    There won’t be a vaccine that takes years. Then it’ll go away on its own because it’ll infect to many people and they’ll be immune.

    It’s not nothing but it’s not going to be another bubonic plague.

    They predict just less worse than Spanish flu 1918. Or a really extreme flu outbreak.

    you listened to Joe Rogan’s podcast too?
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    Check this thread for all of the upcoming Wu-Tang release dates.

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    What are the odds that Tom Hanks plays himself in the movie version of this virus 5 years from now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Artsdradamus View Post
    you listened to Joe Rogan’s podcast too?
    If everyone just listened to that, nobody would be freaking out. Best information Iíve gotten yet.

    But now Iím scared of prions and deer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShaDynasty View Post
    What are the odds that Tom Hanks plays himself in the movie version of this virus 5 years from now?
    It would be a hilarious script. Maybe he escapes some kind of Aussie version of a FEMA tent quarantine camp with his wife. They walk for miles in the Outback while bordering dehydration death until Noel and his girl roll up on a dirt road in a vegetable oil powered van. Noel says: "G Day mate! You look like you both need a fresh squeeze of these breast milkies and maybe a few Tim Tams"

    Then it turns into a weird 4-way porno with cut scenes of surfing, Road House style bar fights, and saving the life of a Cricket Umpire (played by Mister Yo) who owes a gambling debt to the most evil and retarded gang of petrol-huffing Aboriginals.
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    The response in England has been relaxed. The government isn't really doing anything a friend called the health services saying he might has it, they just asked him has he had contact with anyone whose got it, he said no they shut the phone in his face.

    European countries & the US need to follow the steps South Korea, Taiwan and Singapore took. Test as many people, randomly if need be. Isolate those who have got it and go from there.

    The stock markets are taking an absolute pummelling though, worst day in London since 1987.

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