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    Default After Instagram advice

    I've started an Instagram page for my girlfriend. We want to try to make money from it, just with bikini pics and shit. Last night she approved 500 random creep friend requests on Facebook, and within an hour or 2 she had 300 new ones, so there's definitely a good chance we could actually make money.

    I've been doing a little research and have the page up and running. Posted a few pics and hashtagged them the fuck out. She wants to link it up on Facebook n try to bring over all her followers there, but I want to have it set up pretty good before that.

    She wants me to manage it BTW, if u can believe that, lolz. I think mostly just for transparency. So I'm in control of what does n doesn't go on there, n who is trying to contact her about what.

    But yeah, as any cunt on here who knows me at all would be well aware of, I know fuck all about this social media shit. I know there's cunts on here who are right up on this shit tho, so I'm open to any tips and advice. Just throw it at me. Anything that might help make this a success.

    Even just info. Like the best way to actually make some money doing this. Still don't fully overstand that.

    Basically all I know right now is stick to a theme, see what's trending, hash tag the fuck out of everything, collab with other popular people if possible, engage with people to try to get like and comments, and that's probably about it.

    Right now I'm stuck on who should I follow? How will that affect me? My gf has huge natural titties and loves bikinis. Should I follow other bikini models with epic naturals? It'd actually be hilarious if that was the go, cos I'd b really well qualified to name dozens of such girls just off the top of the domepiece, lolololol.

    This is a serious thread n I'd appreciate any useful input anybody could give me. Cheers.
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    Lolz she's up to 500 new friend requests on Facebook now, n her inbox is getting bombarded by Indian and Arab perverts. Some r even trying to call her. She's actually really worried now, lolz.
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    We wanna link up her Instagram on Facebook by the end of the day, so she can add the 500 new creeps n then block all of them, including the 500 from last night, lolololololol.

    Obviously not good for business, but she's getting fucking bombarded, lololololol.
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    Lol, probably safer to just stick her in a miniskirt and put her on the stroll.

    Post the instagram account and WuCorps crack team of social media experts and professional influencers will make you millions. Or at least I might have some fap material before I turn in.

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    Lolz nah we're keeping it pretty tame and respectable with content. Just bikini n maybe lingerie stuff. She's a very intelligent n level headed girl n I respect her.

    Bikini pics r her strength anyway. It's her best look.

    I'm not posting the account here because unfortunately there r fuckheads on here who will interfere with real life shit. The NI guys, who I trust and respect, have seen a few pics of her/us. If anybody wants to try to help me with this stuff and wants to c the account, we can do it thru PM's or even messenger or something depending on how much I trust u, lolz.
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    Post some pics here.

    You owe us for all the shit we’ve had to read over the years.

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    I hate to break it to you gf Noel but with you involved she’s probably one step away from doing porn. lol

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    Lolz nah I'm actually pretty reserved on what I do n don't want her doing. I wouldn't even want her doing topless pics with her nipples covered, or anything like that.

    N sorry, dooch, but not posting pics. I've seen what lengths some cunts on here will go to to try to get to someone or get a laugh. No way I'm bringing her into any of that shit.
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    Just open a twitch account. Thats where all the suckers hang out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noel411 View Post
    Lolz nah I'm actually pretty reserved on what I do n don't want her doing. I wouldn't even want her doing topless pics with her nipples covered, or anything like that.

    N sorry, dooch, but not posting pics. I've seen what lengths some cunts on here will go to to try to get to someone or get a laugh. No way I'm bringing her into any of that shit.
    No ones going to laugh. There’s 8 people here.

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    Noel is grooming this girl like Dooch's pedophile priest did to him at St. Nicky the Oily Virgin.

    Today it's social media bikini pics. Tomorrow, he's begging HEAT to tip $1 to see her spread her pussy on chaturbate. Next month he'll be outright selling her pussy like a strung out Al Pacino in Panic In Needle Park.
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    some ideas

    * connect the instagram to an amazon wishlist

    * mention that personal pics (sent to one follower only) are possible. you can outline what is possible (e.g. fully clothed but the follower can pick the kind of bikini, color, background, pose etc.)

    * same goes for custom videos (e.g. your girlfriend doing a little dance or something, surfing or another sport)

    * one on one skype or facetime convos (once again make it clear what these convos can be about)

    * signed polaroids sent to people's homes

    all of these for hard cash of course

    for some inspiration you can check out some people's Patreon page too, for example Amarna Miller's (she is no longer an adult star and I'm definitely not comparing your gf to one). Check out some of her ideas and fees at the bottom of her page https://www.patreon.com/posts/madrid-22016534


    noel there's also big money in YouTube videos. you can link your gf's IG to a YT profile and have her do fun vids you ate both comfortable with. once again Amarna's got some great personable vids that can give you some general idea of what way to go. obviously your gf is gonna have a different personality and interest so tgat will take her vids in another direction

    I think contests might also work. say every other few posts comes with a question (it could be an open question that requires a creative answer) and then award a prize (in the form of pics). it keeps the followers following nahmsaying

    also ask yourself and your GF : what other talents does she have that she can use for photo and vid content. it could be a hobby, a sport, anything really. fans want to get the know the person behind the pics. it will make the content more personal and more memorable

    I'd also big up the Australia angle, esp for followers from other countries. what's typical about life in Australia? How can your gf show this in vids and pics

    in general if you are not looking for creeps but are still looking for mildly passive aggressive semi virgins to follow her I'd say combine the bikini pics with things that reflect your gf's personality

    I hope this is somewhat of help

    peace
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    Panic at needle park, great job

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    some ideas for the Amazon wishlist : make it tie in with what followers can see in the pics. for example have her list some dresses, swimwear etc.she'd like to have and that she is willing to wear in pics when it is sent to her. The same goes for accessories I was thinking hats, belts etc), jewelry. then there's skin care products etc. You can build up the list to include slightly pricier items as her group of followers grows

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