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    Yeah doesn't take long to set up a page. But it takes a lot of thyme trying to figure out the best way to get ur name out there n then execute that plan, if u're not familiar with the workings of these sites, which I sure as shit am not.

    Not to mention shooting new photos n shit. Tho so far that's just been when we're hanging out at the beach/lake anyway, or her sending me selfies. But we do very much intend to do regular shoots for the purpose of this venture once things start to move along a bit more.
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    Get her to stream video games on Twitch or whatever to create a following. Then sell her worn panties and bras. I heard you can make a fortune selling bathwater as well.
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    Dont forget about her toenail clippings and crapsters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JASPER View Post
    I heard you can make a fortune selling bathwater as well.
    you must have forgotten that these dirtballs don't take baths too often.


    I'd like to buy her boyfriends pay stubs and work boots. i hear they're a rare commodity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JASPER View Post
    Get her to stream video games on Twitch or whatever to create a following. Then sell her worn panties and bras. I heard you can make a fortune selling bathwater as well.
    She was saying how one of her friends sells her old underwear n shit. She threw out a couple of bikinis a while back that she had worn in iconic Facebook photos, lolz. I was the one to throw them in the bin, n really didn't like doing it n wouldn't have if I wasn't an honest person. She didn't want me to keep them.

    But yeah, now that she's doing the instagram thing I think she'd b willing to sell old garments.

    She's actually had creeps messaging her asking to buy her bikinis. She also gets creeps messaging her offering like 10 grand for a night with her, lolololol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by noel411 View Post
    . She also gets creeps messaging her offering like 10 grand for a night with her, lolololol.
    Shit, what are you still doing here?
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    Whip that trick
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    Lololololollolooll

    The funny thing with those offers is that it's usually Indians. So wtf r they actually planning to do? Fly her over there for a night, give her ten grand, n then fly her back?

    Fuc'n lolz, magne.

    I wish this site wasn't fucked so I could post screenshots of some of the lolz messages I get on insta. There's been some outstanding ones recently.
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    noel, did you run out of toilet paper there yet?

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    Hit 1000 followers tonight. Got a few pretty big pages sharing her pics n giving her shout outs n shit these days.
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    If during a global pandemic when everyone is at home jerking off and pretending to work remotely, you should of by now made her an onlyfans account where she flicks her bean or inserts random objects for donations.

    You two could be securing a cash home purchase or retirement right now.
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    Honestly didn't notice any change with the virus shit. Everyone says to do an only fans. I might look into it some thyme, but I'm not comfortable with sending nudes or any shit like that to people, so dunno if there's much point.
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    Quote Originally Posted by noel411 View Post
    Honestly didn't notice any change with the virus shit. Everyone says to do an only fans. I might look into it some thyme, but I'm not comfortable with sending nudes or any shit like that to people, so dunno if there's much point.
    I think unless you get very lucky and she becomes some massive instagram celeb, your best bet for making real money is to have your girl insert things in herself on camera for creeps.

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    Yeah we're not really trying to make money so much. More so get free shit (bikinis, clothes, lingerie etc.). I need to start looking into how I can make that happen.

    We have one 'findom' (Google it) at this point. But he's actually thru Facebook rather than insta. And he's not actually rich, so he's not that useful.

    We'll prob sell her old bikinis too. Been talking about that. People ask to buy them a fair bit. I need to get active with it. I've just been sitting back watching the numbers grow tbh, waiting till we have more of a following to work with.
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    that's what's up. selling pusea and pusea accessories is fun and cool. You should sell her whole sale, feel me? Just flip that shit. 40 a lip, 60 for the split. You know that's bigg money. You know about bigg money?
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