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    This is like that Jillian Grace chick who was from a small town and went on Howard Stern because she wanted to be in playboy. Her boyfriend since high school was bout it bout it. Then when she became the centerfold, she broke up with him, banged Pauly Shore and then got knocked up by David Spade.
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    I also don't like when young millennials call me "sir"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dooch View Post
    In pretty sure youíre that formula.
    Lolz. That was actually funny.

    Just wanna reiterate here, this was all her idea. Not mine. She just wants me to 'manage' her.

    We spoke a lot about it yesterday. She doesn't have great aspirations with it. She said she'd be happy just to get free shit out of it. We did some more research and are going to implement some ideas. All stuff that takes a bit of thyme, unfortunately. Her followers are slowly growing too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by noel411 View Post
    Thanks heaps for all the tips and shit, Hal. Will def look into some of those ideas. Could especially be good way to score free bikinis n clothes, which is probably pretty much y she wants extra money anyway, lolz.
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    Get a real job you lazy bum.


    LOL, yeah. you have to make money before you can make extra money. lolz
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    I also don't like when young millennials call me "sir"


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    Um, she actually probably makes more money per hour in her real job than any of u guys do. She does actually have a job.
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    She's also raising 2 kids with all but zero monetary assistance from their deadbeat father.
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    BTW we've both agreed that if this starts to have a negative impact on our relationship, we're gonna pull the plug on it.

    We're already starting to question it.
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    LOL... oooooh I get it now.

    Youíre making this up. This is happening in your mind like in the Joker movie.

    One of those mental illness hallucinations.

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    Two kids get abandoned by their father and another guy shows up to pimp their mom on Instagram.

    Imagine if you are one of those two kids. What are you thinking right now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dooch View Post
    LOL... oooooh I get it now.

    You’re making this up. This is happening in your mind like in the Joker movie.

    One of those mental illness hallucinations.
    Ask the NI guys if I'm making it up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sense-A View Post
    Two kids get abandoned by their father and another guy shows up to pimp their mom on Instagram.

    Imagine if you are one of those two kids. What are you thinking right now?
    This girl certainly has a type... guys that can’t pay their fair share.

    I wonder what her her daddy did to her that she feels the need to be a mommy to her boyfriends.
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    This page sums up y I won't post her page/pics. Cunts who r so fucking bitter about the way their own lives turned out that they actually genuinely wanna bring down somebody on an internet forum.
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    The first classic thread of the new decade.

    I love how in the first post noel said ”this is a serious thread”.

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    ^it is, bro. I want advice. I know there's dudes who were here before the crash, like Grave Shifter n TSA, who r pretty up on this shit n could actually probably offer useful advice. Hal gave some good tips already.

    I just wanna find somebody who knows the ins n outs of this shit to give me a quick run thru.

    We're slowly moving along tho. I feel like we may get somewhere if we're patient n put the thyme in.

    But yeah, of course I knew the majority of posts would b taking the piss or just downright bitter shit like most the posts on this page.
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    Just gonna say too, my girlfriend's pics r so fucking far superior to almost everything I saw today when I was browsing the pages I've been hash tagging. I've got no doubt this could b plenty successful. She's got about 15 years modeling experience, n definitely knows how to pose n get outstanding pics.

    And being the former big tit perv I was, she pretty much couldn't have a better guy assisting her, lolz.
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    There was a thread recently where Skampoe was trying to promote his instagram. But I highly doubt that he knows anything. Maybe he's getting sponsored by diabetes medicine or something?

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