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    What high protein breakfast and music do you fags wake up to?
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    I plead guilty.

    Imagine me with scented candles and the curtains half closed with some Enya playing in the background as I watch my dog perform the sun greeting.

    After this slow wake up sesh I mean BUSINESS and down 3 RedBulls and hit the lifetime supply of Stouffer's CharlesJones gifted me

    https://www.stouffers.com/en/recipes...-breakfast-pie

    Mmm delish.











    Wanna do lunch at Applebee's this weekend, bro? You bring the livestreams, I'll read the obituaries.

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    This thread was supposed to be about bacon, eggs, maybe steak & eggs.

    Would I let Hal read the applebees menu and order for me. The answer is always yes.
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    Eggs Benedictís is my go to at resteraunts.

    At home I just like a classic bacon and eggs over Easy with toast.

    Carb wise

    I enjoy the occasionally fried cornmeal mush.

    Or pancakes. We got a nice mix from some market it was banana caramel.

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    This has been my alarm clock for the last 20 years


    I also like a cup of coffee 1 cream 1 sugar.

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    This is what my breakfast is really like, always in this order :


    a glass of water with half a spoon of apple cider vinegar

    one coffee

    one tea w/ a bit of lemon added

    a pineapple slice + an orange (or pear or apple) + a few blueberries + a banana

    a carrot + a few slices of cucumber and chicory + some small tomatoes

    4 to 5 sandwiches, sometimes with an egg (but I've recently been told to get the eggs as fresh as possible, supposedly better for your cholesterol level, still looking for a farmer nearby atm)

    my desert is mostly some yoghurt

    this breakfast takes some time so I tend to turn in early if it's a workday the next morning. that's only 3 days a week so I'm good


    I came up with this breakfast routine to make sure I get my fruit and veggie helpings since I don't feel like eating fruit during the day and since I needed to up my veggies (not enough veggies at lunch)



    in the evenings I just snack like most people in front of the tv or reading a book greasing up the pages lol

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    Every morning, I make me and my dog breakfast. She gets an egg with her dog food. Then I make myself a coffee, muffin and omelet and if the Ol lady is awake and wants breakfast, I’ll make her something too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Artsdradamus View Post
    Every morning, I make me and my dog breakfast. She gets an egg with her dog food. Then I make myself a coffee, muffin and omelet and if the Ol lady is awake and wants breakfast, I’ll make her something too.
    My ol lady loves omelettes. I canít stand em. Frittata is at close as Iíll go.

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    Steak and eggs. Random Death Grips songs.
    "I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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    Can't work out without Death Grips
    "I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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    I don't have breakfast anymore. Haven't for months. When u stop doing it u realise there's actually zero fucking point in eating in the morning.
    Check out my new live instruments track, 'It Doesn't Matter Anymore'...

    https://soundcloud.com/user-34780775...matter-anymore

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    Quote Originally Posted by noel411 View Post
    I don't have breakfast anymore. Haven't for months. When u stop doing it u realise there's actually zero fucking point in eating in the morning.
    Noel do you eat twice a day or do you go for small snacks?

    serious question, I know people who eat six times a day, but only small portions. It's called grazing, I think.

    When I was working a lot I often skipped breakfast but it gave me headaches later on in the morning and the need for sugar to keep my energy up during the rest of the day. I was antsy too. Now I find breakfast relaxing and it doesn't mess w/ my sugar levels.

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    Campbells soup, Apple jacks, double xl diapers, chocolate milk, porno films, flinstone tablets, and roscoe waffles(make em extra soft).


    Stripped of our language, walked around nameless Amongst the strangest, a heart full of anguish Taught life is dangerous

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal Incandenza View Post
    Noel do you eat twice a day or do you go for small snacks?

    serious question, I know people who eat six times a day, but only small portions. It's called grazing, I think.

    When I was working a lot I often skipped breakfast but it gave me headaches later on in the morning and the need for sugar to keep my energy up during the rest of the day. I was antsy too. Now I find breakfast relaxing and it doesn't mess w/ my sugar levels.
    I just eat 2 meals a day, lunch n dinner.
    Check out my new live instruments track, 'It Doesn't Matter Anymore'...

    https://soundcloud.com/user-34780775...matter-anymore

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