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M.C. Vandelay ethers Wu-Corp's finest - T$A, Dooch, Rob & Graveyard Shifter
Commandeer of world’s demise, devious snake eyes
Medusa charisma, Charlottesville nationalist agendas
Serpent fangs to Eve’s Adams apple, ravenous radical
Disregard for others callous demeanor of ISIS leaders
Satan descendant put on earth to cause hate/discontent
Mr. malignant, Frankenstein’s monster of past presidents
Andrew Jackson’s rage, OJ Simpson feral animal out cage
Millard Fillmore’s bigotry, racism runs in intolerant family
James Buchanan’s spite, malice spewed on presidential mic
Theodore Roosevelt’s self-aggrandizement, godly eminent
Richard Nixon’s paranoia, eager to start another Hiroshima
Bill Clinton’s lack of self-control and involuntary dishonesty
Imaginary integrity, bloodthirsty like Stockburn’s 6 deputies
Coy LaHood anarchy, oval office kamikaze soars turbulently
Destroyer of US presidency, King Henry II malicious monarchy
Fanatical disapproval for the rule of commendable principles
Fervent urges of lawlessness, rapid paces of missile launches
Grave warfare tactics ballistic rhetoric, self-destructive antics
David Duke racist, total opposite from Oskar in Schindler’s List
Autocratic inauguration was induction of despotic plantations
Horrific societal conditions, continuous clashes of civilizations
Atomic ambitions, aberrant actions due to bellicose disposition
Openly mendacious, clearly injudicious about opioid overdoses
Haughty hostile policies have set a new standard for negativity
Arrogance of Stephen Paddock, quick to convey crass thoughts
Discourteous reputation, blatant inability to manage emotions
Kenneth Bianchi strangler of peace, large snake like a Burmese
Hypersensitivity untempered by shame, nature of forest flames
Temperament mercurial, Lucifer unshackled from hell’s grapple
Contrarian personality of Nazi bullies, explicitly abuse authority
Mistreatment of executive powers, perverse old man deflowers
Universal humanitarian crisis creator, nuclear holocaust crusader
A curse, thinks he’s Soprano boss when he’s King Midas in reverse
Everything he touches turns to shit, he was ship captain on Titanic
Habeas corpus recourses, calamitous itineraries with no remorses
ICE routine raids, sounds of sinister siren serenades refuse to fade
Doggedly focused on bended knees instead of country’s calamities
SOBs disrespect flag, spit on faces of vets who ended in body bags
Get off chariot Ben-Hur, focus on all the firearm-related massacres
Prejudice ideology in bigot ammo, from Gilroy to Dayton to El Paso
Since he took office crackers felt empowered with morals devoured
Rosewood carnage carriers in search for Sylvester, disgust festered
Infinite hateful vernacular, biased tweets validate he’s KKK admirer
Train of thought derailment, perceptions of immigrants as peasants
Mexicanos bad hombres, send vagrants back before they transgress
Build wall across borders, no shorts like Rod Salka ardent supporters
Lower taxes for rich not poor, indigent matadors with pockets gored
Lavish trips when weather is nice to Bedminster, funded by taxpayers
Overtly insincere political speeches belong in 18 holes of golf courses
Privileged prim donna, acts like Porsha in Real Housewives of Atlanta
Has stormy relationship with Melania, reason he paid 130K for vagina
Circus clown leadership while in global conflict like Battle of Austerlitz
Belittles members of his own party, sheer animosity for James Comey
Immoral character is only reason he was quick to fire that FBI Director
He’s smeared without pap test, inappropriate ties to Russian interests
His inner circles colluded with abomination adversary to sway election
Inherited trait, most serious presidential malfeasance since Watergate
Dice rolled to snake eyes, many scores of easily disprovable public lies
Even Adrien Broner couldn’t solve this equation, walkin’ contradiction
Tongue of grenades, Puerto Ricans drink polluted H2O so he stops aid
Disparages media instead of accomplishing a solution on North Korea
Shows indifference to ethics concerns while fails to release tax returns
Acumen short-sighted, narrow-minded is why he’s universally derided
Most despised president ever, reviled more than Cosby in knit sweater
Savior turned slayer, hate-monger engaged in dreadful public behavior
Vampiric deeds in blood banks, delirious rants of send her back chants
Despicable individual with hunger of cannibal at congressional reprisals
The omen kid all grown up, 666 mark of beast appears after his haircut
Brazen in his abusive attacks, slurs quarterbacks that take knee like Kap
Pampered pussy petrified of military, doctors paid by his wealthy daddy
Draft deferments were plenty, Cadet Bone Spurs devised phony injuries
Reality TV nonsensical mentality, incited thuggery at post-election rallies
Economic policies worsen inequality for majority of inner-city minorities
White House Harvey Weinstein how he’ll grab Mother Earth from punani
Tiki torches tightly gripped by palms prepared to cauterize black churches
Nauseatin’ nation, Caucasians salivatin’ to become owners of plantations
Only thing that should be banned is salon that granted him an orange tan
This will never be your land as long as Antichrist gnaws chain of command
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Weak willed faggot try to profit off Trump name
Genchat whack, twenty nineteen fugazi wu-Tang
Shitty Latin rap behind a beaner screenname
Still no deal, Papi, your existence a damn shame
Walls too high for a third world brain,
Rice and beans gut, crippled by gas pain
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You know how stupid I’d make Darryl look when I cross him over and drain the pull up on him in front of his boyz.
He’s definitely a two handed set push shot type of dude.
Last edited by Dooch; 08-05-2019 at 06:08 AM.
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think dooch has the edge on this one. tbh.
if this ever does happen tsa gonna get his lines ghost written by his live in bf scru face johnson
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Houston Fall back on my nutsack
Scru face faggots a weak black
Skinny jeans ain’t a fashionable comeback
Salute da Trump build the wall and hush that
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mister yo, you salty? are you one of those emos?
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Mister Yo is a real mc.
Scru face is just manufactured gah-bidge
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Scru Face lose face til he blue in the face
Sister in law, blew in her face
Behold cuckold Mister T$A he kissed her then put that puss to his face
Gawd loves the bold taste
Pulled closer to hold & embrace
Raw dog hose her, hips displaced
We first her, lips blistered, what a disgrace
He missed her, kissed her never lost faith
- M.C. Vandelay
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Toochi’s wife’s coochi’s nice
Stares with fertile eyes
Whether morn or night
Fertilize
Call me Milorganite
Stab fast, no bag, blast
Jizz Hard, grab ass
His yard all crab grass
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Spread the Milo like the pie hole
Dave save the date it’s your time bro
Cookies and Punch, catholic lunch
Pedo priest of Ohio
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nevermind the phony s#!+
...I will not at-all fall for the phony shit, it only gets
worser for u if u don't give me full command of all this shit...
...now what u trying to do to trump for your one-world agen-
da's some see-through shit to me, comic relief, r.o.f.l...
...look, right is right, white is white, and protocol's protocall
calling me out or out my name is not calling on me at all
and all I require for now's a phone call without the talk
albeit obscene, she heavily breathe on my contours
I drew the whole qu'ran code up to trap u, it's not divorce
when the wedding's been being held off, israel's not your bull
as it reads in the given bible text, israel is my wife
any of u get out-of-pocket, israel will pay the price
that white supremast-scare talk is a fluke, the truth behind that
is propganda, obama's shitty face the poop beyond craps
the only way to position barack's to fill my calendar
with dates that my movie plays out on 'til dailies stacked enough
I'm no amateur, the u.s. remains trump'd to an avalanche
an asteroid belt can whip the earths ass 'til they grab my lance
dialogue with me some other way than what they been used to doing
there's no resolve until I strong-arm every part to boost her juices
relationship bears fruit to eat, my tree's preoccupied
israel am I real, it's always been on you to decide
since wanting for me to live with you, how is that side-by-side
when you ain't got heart enough to be the bride since you a guy
u shoulda' had smarts enough then not to block me from my wives
I reserect before I resurrect now, the seal is the five...
Last edited by ChristO; 08-08-2019 at 07:24 PM.
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Robby’s life bombed atomically
non-autonomy. wu-Corp dictator. chin as big as Vinny Gigante.
Brute force dick taker. Fisted, licked groin for Bitcoin.
ATM dick taster.
Dumbfound his chin so profound.
Don’t know Rob’s pronoun.
He, him, she, ze, shim? Left New England on a Whim
Wham! Stan. Glam fan. NbaJam rams man jam in his can.
Mansplajns I.T. to chicks he pulls with cocaine.
Needs rogaine.
Only posts shit he heard from Joe Rogan.
Explosion in his pants tremendous when his vape pen hits like Mine Pence from mens.
King bees ease their tongues in his bum. Suction so hard takes air out the lungs
got locked jawed performing on the hardest cocks
slide in sickenin’
Made him grunt. Pillow bite. Rod’s stick in his can
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Damn son that shit hit hard yo for a concave assed P.A. Scummy Albino
Quick to get the Buckeye dick, take it bitch, like it’s Pitt in ‘96
Barretta 9’s supreme fanboy you’re a sloppy shit show
goalie slut slip the puck inside artie’s 5 hole
Last edited by Dooch; 08-25-2019 at 05:15 PM.
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