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    I see Rob as Kramer in the first couple seasons of Seinfeld. He’s the weird neighbor in an apartment building across the hall who never goes outside. He does things like making his apartment into levels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Artsdradamus View Post
    I see Rob as Kramer in the first couple seasons of Seinfeld. He’s the weird neighbor in an apartment building across the hall who never goes outside. He does things like making his apartment into levels.
    Yea I could see that. Who would be Jerry? Probably Hal. He’s a very neutral glue guy.

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    My standup sucks though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal Incandenza View Post
    My standup sucks though.
    It’s all fluff.

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    Well I’m George aka Art Vandelay
    Hal is Jerry (he’s single. He’s neat. He’s thin)
    Rob is Kramer
    Brock is Newman
    Skimpoe and Jigsaw are Cedric and Bob the gay Puerto Rican street toughs
    T$A is the black guy at the comedy club that Kramer/Rob calls the N-word

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Artsdradamus View Post
    Well I’m George aka Art Vandelay
    Hal is Jerry (he’s single. He’s neat. He’s thin)
    Rob is Kramer
    Brock is Newman
    Skimpoe and Jigsaw are Cedric and Bob the gay Puerto Rican street toughs
    T$A is the black guy at the comedy club that Kramer/Rob calls the N-word
    I’m Frank Costanza.

    Ironman is Sid the car parking guy.

    B-solo is Mr. Morgan.

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    How about everybody needs no neighbor's. Wouldn't that be the ultimate way of life. Off the grid, living off the land for the most part. Somewhere out in BFE away from everything sounds like the American dream to me. My hope at this point is for early retirement and reside in a middle America region that is desolate.
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    I think a lot of people can relate to that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Artsdradamus View Post

    My next-door neighbor has one small Trump sign in the yard. But I can deal with it because his yard is so meticulously taken care of, he makes Douche’s yard look like Sensative-A’s used car lot yard. This guy even has an older car that he is restoring, but it’s in his garage and he only brings it out on the weekends when he’s working on it. Total class.

    and the neighbor has already removed the sign. Pure class. This is what makes America great. Fuck all that other shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Artsdradamus View Post
    and the neighbor has already removed the sign. Pure class. This is what makes America great. Fuck all that other shit.
    Yea time to take em down. We’ve suffered enough.

    And if you’re Jewish and have a BLM sign I’m just going to assume it some sort of neo-Passover thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dooch View Post

    If Robbie married I’d pick him, he’d be a great lookout but I don’t want any single men living next to me.

    NickGooch, would you still want Rob living next to you after last month's melt-down?





    (haha. that just made me remember Yucko the Clown's roast joke about Artie...

    Artie had a melt down. yeah a tuna melt down his fucking throat [honk honk])

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Artsdradamus View Post
    NickGooch, would you still want Rob living next to you after last month's melt-down?





    (haha. that just made me remember Yucko the Clown's roast joke about Artie...

    Artie had a melt down. yeah a tuna melt down his fucking throat [honk honk])
    No problems here with Rob.

    I could see you two clashing though. I’d enjoy that one.

    Rob stays.

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