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    you are always in my prayers zooruka. always.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal Incandenza View Post
    I know I sound like a 12 year old virgin now, but does it SMELL when the geyser erupts?
    no, but the sheets do after (faint piss smell but not as pissy as piss)

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    Now I'm curious to find out what the chemical make up of skirt is. Thanks Wu-corp!

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    It’s smells like pussy juice, that faint smell of love lubrication, obviously a bit more prominent because there’s more of it.

    It’s a good smell, it tingles your animal reproductive senses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HANZO View Post
    Now I'm curious to find out what the chemical make up of skirt is. Thanks Wu-corp!
    From looking at the first page of results on google, it says it's basically urine and a fluid from the skene glands (female prostate).

    I never really thought about this before, I've had gushy pussy before but never the super soaker thing that you sometimes see in porn. Never thought it was fake but it's obviously not something every woman does. Either way, clean your bedsheets after.

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    The stuff on porn looks like piss.

    That’s not how my squirters looked. It was more like a pulsating weaker streamed Water fountain. Felt and smelled like the female lubricant juices. Never detected any urine smell.

    But every squirter has her own style and I’ve only witnessed two.

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    My gf came home from a week long holiday yesterday. Before she left she hasn't been squirting much, n I brought it up with her. She said it was cos she hasn't been massively turned on lately, n forecast that when she got home from a week without me there'd b squirting.

    My fucking word did she deliver on that. Lololololol. She was basically nonstop yesterday. It was intense. At the end I was just watching it as I penetrated her n it was non stop. Just constant, lolololol. Made a real fucking mess n I actually took a photo of the aftermath, which I'm not gonna poast, lolololol. Not only would my gf not approve, but cunts would just say it was water anyway.

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    I moved in with her recently, n I moved my bed n mattress in n got rid of her old one. When I carried the old one out of here it definitely had an odour. To me it smells a fair bit like urine, but def not as strong.

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    It really did make a mess at times. Toward the end of the fling I’d grown a little tired of it. But every now and then I think of it and reminesce.
    Yours seemed like a real fire hose. That’s hot. But If I’m changing out mattresses I’m gonna start to get pissed.

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    We didn't actually change the mattress because of the squirt stains. We both just agreed we'd move my one in.

    It is very messy, but I still always intentionally make her do it while she very half heartedly tries to stop me, lololol. If anybody has a good solution to keeping it out of the sheets n mattress I'd love to hear it, lolz. We just use a towel, but that's a pain too. It's not like we have an endless supply of old towels to use. And it still gets thru too.

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    this is gonna sound half stupid (well, you know me) but what about those plastic(ky) bedspreads they use for bed wetting kids? I don't know if they come in sizes for adult beds too (like for the elderly)?

    I have no idea if that kind of item is expensive

    of course, no solution for the sheets.

    also : maybe not so cool a noise with the plastic when you're doing the nasty
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    Firstly you guys are sick. Secondly you can buy mattress protectors that fit over the mattress which should stop liquids and stains getting through?

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    It's not enough of an 'issue' to have to worry about your bed or whatever. The girl I met that was on some firehose shit sure, but hers was ridiculous. If anything just change out your mattress every now and then if it's her level (which you're supposed to do anyways). But the average girl that does it isn't going to be an issue and to be frank after a while it'll decrease as the type of attraction they have to you changes (or decreases). I personally think once they catch feelings it decreases and when they're fully familiar with you it all but ends but that's not everyone's experience. It's still gush when you eff but it won't be explosive or immediate.

    Someone explained it to me as 1 of 2 orgasms and the second (which has little to no squirting) is preferred where as the squirting is based on just pounding and is not as strong an orgasm as a real one. For the girl that just squirts everywhere, it's not even an orgasm just something that happens once she starts feeling good sexually lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TSA View Post
    For the girl that just squirts everywhere, it's not even an orgasm just something that happens once she starts feeling good sexually lol.
    Years ago, I was with a chick like this. I'd eat first but when I did, she'd would constantly cum like crazy. She'd nut between three to six times and it would be a lot. I'd swallow it, catch my breath, and then go back at it until she'd be ready.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IrOnMaN View Post
    Years ago, I was with a chick like this. I'd eat first but when I did, she'd would constantly cum like crazy. She'd nut between three to six times and it would be a lot. I'd swallow it and then catch my breath and then go back at it.
    Haha, get it bro!

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