at 52 Lucy Liu is still a stunner, fucc regular Chinese standards. the biggest BONER I got in Asia was in Japan though. In the name of RZA, Jamie S****** & all that is holy, some of those Japanese twentysomethings are tight
notice how yall are talking squirters and I'm restricted to discussing muh boners
Last edited by Rev Jones; 12-31-2020 at 02:56 AM.
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100% of men who talk about fucking squirters are liars. Squirting isn’t a thing in the real world but most men who watch too much porn which is their sex education think it’s normal, it isn’t.
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It's really funny when I see people say stuff like this. They're real bro
I am also skeptical. Where do they exactly squirt from? Proably just a pissing on you, then saying you made cum extra hard to boost your self esteem.
It’s 100% pissing out water they smashed before the scene which is why it needs to be set up lmao imagine thinking a chick squirted from your cock that’s delusion at its peak
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Squirt envy. It’s REAL boys.
A lot of times non skanks are embarrassed about it and conceal their nature because greenhorns like you think it’s “pee-pee”.
I remember my first time well. It was a girl I had known who dated a friend of mine. He told all of us she was a squirter.
So we get to talking around the holiday season, getting alittle re-acquainted, then of course the sexual stuff start getting interjected. I mention I heard she squirted. She was very embarrassed at first but when I told her I was into it, that sealed the deal.
I remember it was around Christmas ‘13, she invited me over for dinner. Cornish game hens, sides. Real classy. she was married, I’m a sinner herhusband was a Jew who took the kids to Florida for Hanukkah, left her alone for Christmas. They had marital problems . He really had it coming.
Anyone the hens were delicious, my first and only time having them, then it was time.
I had her sit on the couch so I could get a good leverage and comfortable position for eating and fingering because I wanted to witness it up close and personal. She prepped by putting a towel down so I knew it was real.
And it happens bro’s. It happens. What an exciting night.
I can't remember my first one well, but the one that couldn't stop has never left my memory. The first girl I has sex with was a gusher and I didn't know what it was so I thought it was an STD and I was going to die lol. I think my first one was around 2010 or 2011. Just she started getting ridiculously wet then it happened. We worked together. Can't think of anyone else that squirted before that.
Last edited by TSA; 12-31-2020 at 11:02 AM.
Anytime I see a water fountain with a weaker stream it reminds me of the gusher with the fatpussy.
ahahaaah!Originally Posted by Dooch
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lol dooshe is in rare form. I guess fat fountain pussy was his niche
Haha. NickChooch hates his own girl because she won’t spray him like a skunk when he goes down on her.
She don’t even know why he hates her. She thinks it’s because she overcooked his steak.
this is going to come out in marriage counseling one day like Will Farrell in Old School talking about panties.
I can’t believe Hound has fucked on every continent but I found two squirters from the same county, within a year. Must be the water in Lake Erie.
We need to hear from Mister Yo.
He's drowning in pussy as we speak.
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Lolztf? My gf constantly squirts while we're effing. It's a problem. We lay down towels on the bed but it still gets thru. There's 2 positions where she almost always does it. One in particular. But she's done it in others too. It's always when I'm penetrating her. Never seen her do it any other way. She says it happens a lot more when she's really turned on.
Also she only just started doing it before I stated seeing her. The guy she was with before me, any myself, r the only guys who have made her do it.
My ex only ever did it once while we were effing. At least that I can recall. Actually it was probably more. But there was one night where she was doing it constantly. But she could and did make herself to it with her own fingers. I'd still have videos somewhere to prove it, lolz. But I'm not gonna do that.
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