The entire continent of asia is deeply misguided

[Dooch]

Lolztf? My gf constantly squirts while we're effing. It's a problem. We lay down towels on the bed but it still gets thru. There's 2 positions where she almost always does it. One in particular. But she's done it in others too. It's always when I'm penetrating her. Never seen her do it any other way. She says it happens a lot more when she's really turned on.

Also she only just started doing it before I stated seeing her. The guy she was with before me, any myself, r the only guys who have made her do it.

My ex only ever did it once while we were effing. At least that I can recall. Actually it was probably more. But there was one night where she was doing it constantly. But she could and did make herself to it with her own fingers. I'd still have videos somewhere to prove it, lolz. But I'm not gonna do that.

You’ve got your water wings.

[The Hound]

The amount of people getting (and lying about being) pissed on by women is off the charts.

[b-dolo]

If squirting was a real thing. I think it would have shown up in porn along time ago. Seems to be like a recent phenomenon. I'm not a historian of porn, but I cant recall seeing it in my formative years when I frequent viewer.

[TSA]

i like how the porn is real and the squirting is fake in that example.

[Dooch]

The amount of people getting (and lying about being) pissed on by women is off the charts.

All that dick swag you roll, you never had a squirting pussy?

[Dooch]

If squirting was a real thing. I think it would have shown up in porn along time ago. Seems to be like a recent phenomenon. I'm not a historian of porn, but I cant recall seeing it in my formative years when I frequent viewer.

Squirting has been in porn for a long time.

Cytherea was the big name in squirt.

I think she was on the Stern show awhile back.


Maybe you fellas just ain’t pushing the right button?

[Rev Jones]

Cytherea? Yup!

[TSA]

There's a group of what we would now call therapists in Rwanda that specialize in making women squirt. It's an artform for them and they teach it. It's basically the shaolin temple of vagina. They have been around for at least 100 years formally and likely several hundred as a disconnected body of knowledge. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kunyaza

Rwanda is also, unironically, the greatest country on earth.

You have to remember that for most of recent history the west has been autistic/gay about the female vagina. I think they just started showing real female orgasms like 15 years ago tops. Porn is literally the goofiest fakest nonsense you can imagine so idk why would be a standard for what can and can't happen sexually unless you really think women are out her yelling Yueeeeeahhhh yuaahhhhhhh when you rub your dick between their bress. Unless the woman is deeply deranged, I can't imagine it being easy to make her have an orgasm over several takes with a camera crew staring at you, and lights on, and fake positions, having sex with an obvious homosexual who's only hard because he injected dingo testosterone into his diccc vein. Especially when most female orgasms depends on comfort and being relaxed.


@Art I'm disappointed that you haven't started spamming 'squirting doesn't happen' gang with the VIRGIN drops.

[Sir Artsdradamus]

@Art I'm disappointed that you haven't started spamming 'squirting doesn't happen' gang with the VIRGIN drops.

T$A, this thread was making me think about back in the day when you were a virgin and thought a queef was the slapping noises from fucking a girl hard and you didn't know a woman could pussy fart. great times. yeah, i haven't wasted the last 12 years of my life here. here are just a few great sound bites from before you popped your cherry.

https://wutangcorp.com/forum/showthr...fs-during-sex/

clearly dealing with a pack of virgins

a girl queefs like, idk, 2 twice in her life if ever.

it's not like there a "whenever my girl queefs i give her lemon juice"

what if a girl Beefs?(butt fart)

that's a better question

i get that noise sometimes but it's from air in the rubber from putting it on way wrong. I ignore it 100%, not even out or courtesy or for her or my sake, i've just never thought it as something funny, just annoying, but alot of annoying shit happens during sex like girls expecting you to take their cloths of and apply your own rubber

and accidentally inhaling whitegirl hair through your mouth

and them going down on your dick wrong

and having to talk when your BOTH LAYING IN A SEXUAL POSITION SO IDK WHY YOU TRYING TO FRONT LIKE YOU GET PAID TO LAY IN THIS POSITION AND DO NOTHING ELSE BITCH

or when a girl says something that insults your intelligence and you have to swallow your dignity and instinct to keep it real like "i get all the black guys cause of my ass" when she doesn't have a nice ass at all, just wide hips, and she 'gets all the black guys' cause she waves her twat in their face and they're male.


or when my exgirlfriend would be in pain and wanna stop cause she had a freakishly small vagina and therefore the whole thing hurt more then it should, but you keep going cause your fucking killin it dispite hyperventilation, and she does that thing where it looks like she's dead or passed out, and you think hmmmm should i check, but you keep going until you get a nut, then let her out of the car so that she can breath while holding her stomach all winded cause she's a fucking weakling from hell (sudan).

if you put on a condom without pinching the tip it will be filled with air

if it is filled with air at the tip it will make a noise.

if you've have sex with women it's a simple understanding/reality.

art vandleiy wants me to beef with him but it's worthy, like i said before women don't queef often and a queef isn't the air noise of when you're beating it in, it has to be independant and purely from the pussy.

LOL you idiots! those aren't queefs they're Fops AHAHAHahAAHAHAHH!!

that FOP FOP FOP FOP FOP FOP FOP FOP air noise? LOL!

a queef is out of nowhere, a straight up fart, from the puss, what your talking about is fopping, and i, again, don't really care if the noise comes up, i just keep going

its not even the pussy making the noise, it's the outer regions of the genitala coming together, like an armpit fart, ya doofuses

hahaha i remember this shit
what you queens are talking about isn't a queef a queef is unprovoked like a fart
this is more like a pussy armpit fart where it takes external pressure to make a noise.

[Sir Artsdradamus]

but in all reality, T$A, the reason i hadn't responded is because i couldn't figure out which group of people to make fun of...

a) the 40+ year old NickChooch & friends who are bragging about their sexual prowess of making girls squirt while they have to snort a concoction of vitamin c, ginseng and horny goat weed to keep their dicks hard in between pussy monsoons, or...

b) the young bucks of this forum (35-39 year olds) who have gotten so little pussy in their lives that they went through the entire library of congress porn archives and cataloged the earliest known instances of snatch showers.

[TSA]

but in all reality, T$A, the reason i hadn't responded is because i couldn't figure out which group of people to make fun of...

a) the 40+ year old NickChooch & friends who are bragging about their sexual prowess of making girls squirt while they have to snort a concoction of vitamin c, ginseng and horny goat weed to keep their dicks hard in between pussy monsoons, or...

b) the young bucks of this forum (35-39 year olds) who have gotten so little pussy in their lives that they went through the entire library of congress porn archives and cataloged the earliest known instances of snatch showers.

LOL I thought a queef came out unprovoked (which was way funnier and made my childhood imagination more delightful), as opposed to being a lame ass air bubble.
I don't think doosh is bragging about his prowess as much as he's saying he enjoys squirting vagina, and this is coming from someone that wakes up thinking of ways to not support dooch.

[Dooch]

I think Hound has been exposed in this thread.

How is anyone in denial of squirting?

[noel411]

Word. I'm not bragging at all. I'm telling anybody who thinks squirting isn't real that wtf, my girlfriend does it all the fucking thyme, always as a result of penetration.

I couldn't care less if u cunts even believe me or not. I'm just telling u.

[Rev Jones]

I know I sound like a 12 year old virgin now, but does it SMELL when the geyser erupts?

[zooruka]

I know I’m going to hell for saying this (looks to Hal Incandenza to pray for me) but isn’t squirting because a women blows really hard? I mean isn’t it the same for men when jacking off to porn as opposed to jacking off without porn?