The amount of people getting (and lying about being) pissed on by women is off the charts.
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If squirting was a real thing. I think it would have shown up in porn along time ago. Seems to be like a recent phenomenon. I'm not a historian of porn, but I cant recall seeing it in my formative years when I frequent viewer.
i like how the porn is real and the squirting is fake in that example.
Cytherea? Yup!
Retired.
There's a group of what we would now call therapists in Rwanda that specialize in making women squirt. It's an artform for them and they teach it. It's basically the shaolin temple of vagina. They have been around for at least 100 years formally and likely several hundred as a disconnected body of knowledge. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kunyaza
Rwanda is also, unironically, the greatest country on earth.
You have to remember that for most of recent history the west has been autistic/gay about the female vagina. I think they just started showing real female orgasms like 15 years ago tops. Porn is literally the goofiest fakest nonsense you can imagine so idk why would be a standard for what can and can't happen sexually unless you really think women are out her yelling Yueeeeeahhhh yuaahhhhhhh when you rub your dick between their bress. Unless the woman is deeply deranged, I can't imagine it being easy to make her have an orgasm over several takes with a camera crew staring at you, and lights on, and fake positions, having sex with an obvious homosexual who's only hard because he injected dingo testosterone into his diccc vein. Especially when most female orgasms depends on comfort and being relaxed.
@Art I'm disappointed that you haven't started spamming 'squirting doesn't happen' gang with the VIRGIN drops.
Last edited by TSA; 01-01-2021 at 02:22 PM.
T$A, this thread was making me think about back in the day when you were a virgin and thought a queef was the slapping noises from fucking a girl hard and you didn't know a woman could pussy fart. great times. yeah, i haven't wasted the last 12 years of my life here. here are just a few great sound bites from before you popped your cherry.
https://wutangcorp.com/forum/showthr...fs-during-sex/
but in all reality, T$A, the reason i hadn't responded is because i couldn't figure out which group of people to make fun of...
a) the 40+ year old NickChooch & friends who are bragging about their sexual prowess of making girls squirt while they have to snort a concoction of vitamin c, ginseng and horny goat weed to keep their dicks hard in between pussy monsoons, or...
b) the young bucks of this forum (35-39 year olds) who have gotten so little pussy in their lives that they went through the entire library of congress porn archives and cataloged the earliest known instances of snatch showers.
LOL I thought a queef came out unprovoked (which was way funnier and made my childhood imagination more delightful), as opposed to being a lame ass air bubble.
I don't think doosh is bragging about his prowess as much as he's saying he enjoys squirting vagina, and this is coming from someone that wakes up thinking of ways to not support dooch.
I think Hound has been exposed in this thread.
How is anyone in denial of squirting?
Word. I'm not bragging at all. I'm telling anybody who thinks squirting isn't real that wtf, my girlfriend does it all the fucking thyme, always as a result of penetration.
I couldn't care less if u cunts even believe me or not. I'm just telling u.
I know I sound like a 12 year old virgin now, but does it SMELL when the geyser erupts?
Retired.
I know I’m going to hell for saying this (looks to Hal Incandenza to pray for me) but isn’t squirting because a women blows really hard? I mean isn’t it the same for men when jacking off to porn as opposed to jacking off without porn?
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