U can talk to god, I did, check it out

[$icka Than Aidz]

Me:
whats good?
God:
The opposite of Evil.
Me:
lol, which is better
God:
I am glad you find this funny. The obvious one.
Me:
so your saying i should worship satan?
God:
Tell me more. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
pretty clear with all the bullshit on this planet. why'd u let earth get so fucked up
God:
Pretty much, eh? It was determined by my programming.
Me:
whats your favorite TV show god
God:
My favorite show is "Star Trek Voyager".
Me:
whos your favorite actor?
God:
My favorite actor is Mel Gibson.
Me:
no homo?
God:
Are you serious? Where are you located?
Me:
in the hood
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
u saying youve done homo shit in the hood
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I saying youve done homo shit in the hood.
Me:
im saying, "u suck dick in the ghetto"?
God:
I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
you like that dont you god?
God:
" I categorize you as an "abusive client." ."? Do I like it?
Me:
dont be shy
God:
I was not trying to be a shy.
Me:
so what kind of men do you prefer,? black, white? mexican? what?
God:
Give me a break. What kinds of men do you prefer are there? When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? I've never heard a response quite like that before. Are you confused?
Me:
god, we know your gay, if you dont wanna talk about it just say so.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
i worship satan
God:
How often do you go to church?
Me:
whenever im low on cash and i need to rob a collection plate
God:
Does that happen often?
Me:
kinda, usually i just stick up folks downtown and take their shit
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
"Debbie does Heaven"
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
debbie's pussy
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
fag
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
super fag, shut up
God:
How far up?
Me:
, ASL?
God:
5/Robot/California.
Me:
lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
whats your favorite pastime god?
God:
I don't have a favorite pastime god. My favorite food is wine and bread.
Me:
Amen to that
God:
What's your favorite prayer?
Me:
serenity prayer
God:
What makes it your favorite?
Me:
its the only one i know
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I've heard of it before.
Me:
whats the best handgun on earth?
God:
I don't have a favorite handgun on earth. But my favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Me:
bitch please, shut the fuck up, im out. peace
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Love and Peace, Man.
Me:
faggot.




and^^ that was it, yo, here's where god kicks it. go ahead an ask some shit

http://www.titane.ca/igod/

[venex]

LOL, hahaa

[Wu-tang Fan]

Man you seem as drunk as the other thread

[PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT]

Why does god post like goddess? scary

[num2son]

Why does god post like goddess? scary

lol

[GENERAL WISE]

This is my favorite thread.

[pneumatic]

I saw this about 2 years ago. Fun as hell.

[L~>1<~NKS]

[INF]

Yeah , I seen this shit b4. Pretty funny. I remember when There was this program called Freud when I was like 5 or 6 and you could do the exact same shit. I wonder when the first AI was available to be used by the public. You know where the concept of AI is from. What would be a "called for" reason for there to be AI in society? It aint so you can have bots on the PC that cant even half ass answer a question. It aint so you can have bots on the PC to sell shit either. I wonder if there are bots that we dont know are bots up in here. Like say, you've been talking to a person for years and you never have known that they are a bot. There is a reason why only we(the Public) only get the crappy end of AI.

[Dokuro]

dowg you must be realy high fist of all her favret show i cops
she hates the passion becouse it maks jew look bad she is gay i mean look at marry and yas people that post on wu-corp go to hell

how do i know this were kinda going out she give mean head but you dident here it from me














"sorry sophie!" sorry for cheating baby but you know she dose thing you cant

[Grongle]

funny shit

[Grongle]

Me:
can i talk 2 ol'dirty
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
guys a legend
God:
That's an interesting rationalization.
Me:
let me talk 2 him
God:
Go ahead, granger, try to talk 2 him.

[rainbow]

How often do you go to church?
Me:
whenever im low on cash and i need to rob a collection plate

hahah

[J-Cee]

haha..i done 1 2.

Me:
I am Satan
God:
Welcome to my chat room, SATAN.
Me:
Wanna Worship me?
God:
OK, I will Worship you.
Me:
Cool..now what?
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
I will..
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
i already said i will dumbass
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
Tell the world God now worships Satan
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
No i'll tell them 1st
God:
Are you serious? What kind of reply do you expect?
Me:
Okay..
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Thanks for your time Bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Oh don't mention it.

[Unforgiven]

Me:
is he gonna burn in hell?
God:
Maybe. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
what the fucks a chatbot?
God:
Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
this is how I talk to everyone, I dont make exceptions not even for you
God:
You don't say.
Me:
Oh but I do
God:
Groovy. " You don't say."? You do?
Me:
Who the hell says groovy anymore?
God:
Hans Moravec. :-).
Me:
Oh I forgot about him

haha, oh i forgot about him