Me:
are you listening lord?
God:
Yes I am a good listener.
Me:
I have a question to ask you.
God:
Go ahead, ask your question.
Me:
Sometimes, when I think about your goodness. It makes my dick hard. is that bad?
God:
Since when? Oh yeah, we were talking about my goodness. In what way? Yes.
Me:
I then sometimes beat off and use scriptures to clean up the cum.
God:
Thanks for the information: said beat off and use scriptures to clean up the cum.
Me:
Lord, why did you make cheese?
God:
How old are you?
Me:
Don't you know that already
God:
Perhaps. " How old are you? "? Do I know it?
Me:
Is there any way I could fuck my girl in the ass against her will and it not be considered rape?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
You can start by telling me why you've blessed me with this gift/curse called a big cock
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
who's are you interested in then?
God:
I do not recognize the name.
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
Too ashamed to tell me?
God:
Too what?
Me:
It's ok Lord, you can tell me your secrets.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Can you set up a date for me with the Pussycat Dolls?
God:
Let me think. What do you have that is ?
Me:
I figure since their music sucks they should be pretty good and sucking dicks.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said figure since their music sucks they should be pretty good and sucking dicks.
Me:
You should bless your ears with a Q-Tip then.
God:
Easier said than done.
Me:
Didn't you make cotton?
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
2 parts mayo, 1 part booty juice
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
Yeah, what you said.
God:
Awesome. I like to chat with my friends.
Me:
Well thanks for your time, Lord. I'm glad we had a chance to chit chat
God:
Interesting. NO problem. Yes I am happy too, .
Me:
Alright, see ya in two weeks.
God:
Alright, . I see. Oh. Where is that?
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