01.01.2021
Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 18

Thread: What's Your Oldest Sexual Conquest?

  1. #1
    Gehoxagogen ShaDynasty's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Isla Nublar
    Posts
    19,010
    Rep Power
    119

    Default What's Your Oldest Sexual Conquest?

    Was thinking about Jennifer Lopez. She's 52 but still smashable.

    I never slept with anyone older than me, the oldest was a year younger than me.

    Maybe older women have more appeal as I get older, I think I would date an older woman now. Has anyone here hit vintage cooch? And how old have you/would you go?

  2. #2

    Default

    My first really serious relationship was with a woman from Milan studying in Germany. She was 4 years older than (24 versus 20). It worked well even though she clearly had chalked up much more life experience.

    My other girlfriends, short term and long term were all younger.

    I'd have no problems being in a relationship with a woman a few years older than me. It just hasn't come about again. Pretty theoretical right now anyway, I prefer being single these days.

    In terms of how old I WOULD go... at almost 44 now I'd say 48, mostly just because 49 and 50 sound so old. I suppose once I reach 50 I won't give a fuck anymore and smash retirees.

    Biggest age difference I ever had was 12 years (she was younger). The age gap was too big. But once past 40 and up for both partners I don't think it matters much, except maybe if one has kids and the others don't.


    J-Lo is super smashable.
    Retired.

  3. #3

    Default

    Btw vintagecooch should be a website. Trademark that with the quickness.
    Retired.

  4. #4
    The ABBOTT
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Posts
    4,051
    Rep Power
    48

    Default

    I don't know what my age limit would be. There are some fine women 50 plus. It depends if they had grandkids. I ain't fuckin no grandma's yet.

  5. #5
    aka Orion Zemo RADIOACTIVE MAN's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    Alpha Centauri B
    Posts
    19,076
    Rep Power
    129

    Default

    She was 48, i was 31

  6. #6
    420 the Hedgehog JASPER's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    GeoCities
    Age
    39
    Posts
    12,931
    Rep Power
    75

    Default

    40 when I was 22. Youngest, 14 when i was 33. I doubt anyone here has that much of a range.
    "I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi

  7. #7
    Gehoxagogen ShaDynasty's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Isla Nublar
    Posts
    19,010
    Rep Power
    119

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by JASPER View Post
    40 when I was 22. Youngest, 14 when i was 33. I doubt anyone here has that much of a range.

  8. #8
    aka Orion Zemo RADIOACTIVE MAN's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    Alpha Centauri B
    Posts
    19,076
    Rep Power
    129

    Default

    HahahahahahHahahaha man jasper , you got no chill lmao

  9. #9
    The ABBOTT
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Posts
    4,051
    Rep Power
    48

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by JASPER View Post
    40 when I was 22. Youngest, 14 when i was 33. I doubt anyone here has that much of a range.

  10. #10
    Gehoxagogen ShaDynasty's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Isla Nublar
    Posts
    19,010
    Rep Power
    119

    Default

    Does the pussy feel older? It has to feel different, but not necessarily worse so what is it?

  11. #11
    {>____<}
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Age
    37
    Posts
    11,459
    Rep Power
    73

    Default

    I was 16 and I believe she was 42 or something. Best head I've ever had.

    I was 18 and she was 51. Nice lady. Always made me feel good.

    I was 23 and she was 44. Great sex but crazy.

    I was 26 and she was 48. I liked her since I was 18 and finally did it.
    Loyalty is Royalty. Strength and Loyalty

  12. #12
    The ABBOTT
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Posts
    4,051
    Rep Power
    48

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by IrOnMaN View Post
    I was 16 and I believe she was 42 or something. Best head I've ever had.

    I was 18 and she was 51. Nice lady. Always made me feel good.

    I was 23 and she was 44. Great sex but crazy.

    I was 26 and she was 48. I liked her since I was 18 and finally did it.
    Ironman is an old pussy affceniando. Is it by choice or availability?

  13. #13

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by IrOnMaN View Post
    I was 16 and I believe she was 42 or something. Best head I've ever had.

    I was 18 and she was 51. Nice lady. Always made me feel good.

    I was 23 and she was 44. Great sex but crazy.

    I was 26 and she was 48. I liked her since I was 18 and finally did it.
    damn son, you got game
    Retired.

  14. #14

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by JASPER View Post
    40 when I was 22. Youngest, 14 when i was 33. I doubt anyone here has that much of a range.
    a man for all seasons
    Retired.

  15. #15
    {>____<}
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Age
    37
    Posts
    11,459
    Rep Power
    73

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by b-dolo View Post
    Ironman is an old pussy affceniando. Is it by choice or availability?
    Quote Originally Posted by Hal Incandenza View Post
    damn son, you got game
    I missed those times. I've busted a lot of wild nuts.
    Loyalty is Royalty. Strength and Loyalty

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •