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    The ABBOTT noel411's Avatar
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    Default I inherited a gay pug

    It's my girlfriend's dog. Moreso her kids' dog. He's a black pug. I love the guy. We're besties. I've been living with him for I think about 8 months, but we've been mates for a couple of years now.

    Anyway, I was always told the story of how he disgraced himself at another dog's birthday party, by trying to rape the birthday boy, before we became acquainted. I always found it hilarious, until I started to witness such activity myself.

    Then the shame came in.

    So I've noticed that basically when he meets another dog he goes straight for the dick. He checks to see if they have one and if they do then he tries to get his face right on it and sniff it. He'll then try to mount the dog from behind.

    If he can't find a dick then he'll basically just lose interest in that dog.

    It's not all the thyme. But especially lately it seems to be his approach. I've never seen him try to rape a female.

    Anybody else have any experience with any kind of gay pets?

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    haha, nah man

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    There was a whole episode about this year's ago on South Park.


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    ha instant classic thread

    noel PETA says just let the dog do the nasty


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    Quote Originally Posted by b-dolo View Post
    There was a whole episode about this year's ago on South Park.

    George Clooney played the part of Sparky the dog.

    Btw noel, inherited is the wrong word unless your girl is dead.

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    Lolz yeah I always remembered there was a South Park episode about a gay dog, whenever anybody used to bring up the party story.

    I saw it at the thyme, but haven't seen it since.

    Fuc'n inherited. Not sure what word I was looking for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noel411 View Post
    fuc’n inherited. Not sure what word I was looking for.

    Inherited is the right word if your using Aussie slang lol

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