Do Astronauts jerk off in space?

[Andy Warhov]

I was watching some news clip and they was talking about how nasa will send up a man and a woman to the moon in 2024 to set up a base. I wonder how long it will take for them to get horny and start smashing pissers, lunar style.

That made me think its gotta suck on the international space station. Some of those people are there years at a time, no opportunity to fuck. No privacy in that fucking box even if they want to jerk it. And there cameras all over it. So what are they doing? I think you have to do it but how?

[b-dolo]

^New porn category. Non gravity room kink. Squirt and cum floating around. It's a genius idea.

[Jet Set]

^New porn category. Non gravity room kink. Squirt and cum floating around. It's a genius idea.

The first films with scenes in zero gravity are on the horizon. So a porn scene in zero gravity should not be too far away.

[ShaDynasty]

The first films with scenes in zero gravity are on the horizon. So a porn scene in zero gravity should not be too far away.

Oh yeah Tom Cruise is shooting a movie on the ISS. Shortly after that - Lily Starfire and some lucky asshole in an adult remake - Gravtitty.

Eventually the ISS is gonna look like the Wu mansion (its now used to shoot porn) under a blacklight.

[IrOnMaN]

^New porn category. Non gravity room kink. Squirt and cum floating around. It's a genius idea.

Nutting in space or on the moon would feel off. He'll probably have months of build-up.

[Andy Warhov]

I read about it. They do it. Gotta be pretty awkward for the others when the whole thing is the size of a subway car

[Jet Set]

In fact, in astronaut Michael Collin’s 1989 book “Liftoff,” he writes that one medical adviser encouraged masturbation in space in order to prevent prostate problems. Collins wrote:

Before the Skylab flights, various medical concerns were expressed, including the possibility of the celibate crew getting infected prostate glands that could lead to urinary tract problems. One doctor advised regular masturbation, advice Joe ignored.

Vice.com looked into this issue in 2020 and found that Russia’s space agency may have taken things one step further. According to diary entries of Russian cosmonaut Valeri Polyakov, Russia sent “colorful” movies on the trip and offered to supply an inflatable sex doll for his 14-month journey. Polyakov declined the doll.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ma...-nasa-warning/


That LA Wu Mansion is used for porns nowadays?

[Andy Warhov]

They spend billions on a flight they could easy put up the cash for a GFE for the crew, one of these hoes off the gram. Human contact is necessary

If the 2 astronauts on the moon get involved and broke up itd be awkward AF

[David Daniel Davis]

At least if you break up with somebody on the moon, it is large enough for both people to be able to avoid each other and keep their distance from each other. On those space ships, people should have their own quarters.

[Jet Set]

So who gets the dark side of the moon?

[ShaDynasty]

The test flight reaches the moon in a few hours.

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