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    Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    how did all this chuck norris hype start up anyways?






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    Quote Originally Posted by 100pr00f View Post
    he is a mans man

    he can win blackjack with just one card
    hahahaha word!

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    There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live
    hahah

    Chicks dig giant robots

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    Quote Originally Posted by liquid_1_ View Post
    how did all this chuck norris hype start up anyways?
    Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked the soul out of TomB and possesed him, making him e-Roundhouse Jeru..causing him to up this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dusk View Post
    Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked the soul out of TomB and possesed him, making him e-Roundhouse Jeru..causing him to up this thread.
    Yup something like that and now I have Roundhouse kick related syndromes :

    A beard that always come back 5 minutes after I shave, my head is turning into a cowboyhat type shape...the syndromes are endless

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    damn, my mother faces similar symptoms..

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    it actualy started with me as you all know im a demie god well when i was a full god me a chuck had a freindly game of battle ship and the wager was to divid up my godly powers if he won and if i won i get all hes great martial art skills so to sum up the story he won and became a demie god with me
    went to the woods, spent time alone, meditated under a waterfall climb to the highest peak of the mountain; now I'm back, enlightened, fully trained, to be the greatest Jackass the Corp has ever seen. all hail Me, you fucking Skruds.


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    that was 1,00,000,000 years ago and i still mis biging able to callaps the univers at any given time.......ahhhhh.....
    went to the woods, spent time alone, meditated under a waterfall climb to the highest peak of the mountain; now I'm back, enlightened, fully trained, to be the greatest Jackass the Corp has ever seen. all hail Me, you fucking Skruds.


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