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  1. 03-17-2006, 09:50 PM #1
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    Default Super Christians!!!!

    http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0504/tonguepic.jpg




    PISSES ME OFF
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  2. 03-17-2006, 10:09 PM #2
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    brown shoes and tight slacks pisses me off
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  3. 03-17-2006, 10:38 PM #3
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    ahh those baptists...
    Christianity = White Supremacy
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    Lmao...all I saw from that link was the human tounge.

    hahaha...the human tounge feels good on my clit, anything else you wanna show me???


    LOL, Im just messing wit you.

    The human tounge can be a double edged sword, by teaching the Truth to those who want to learn and heaping hot coals on the head of those who want to be hypocrites.
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  5. 03-17-2006, 11:39 PM #5
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    what the five points to the devils tongue where pent up hellish wrath is issued to leave cold as behemoth of belzebub in hades hub, oh i get it the tongue created in the image of the satan man himself with his powers to rattle you with hot hisses that freeze on you like pot of cold piss, what ever it sounds and look like something out a comic book
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    is everybody drunk tonight or something ?
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  7. 03-18-2006, 03:09 AM #7
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    evangalist are gay (well alot of them)
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  8. 03-18-2006, 06:03 AM #8
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    devil's tip?....I thought that was my clit licker.
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    LOL. Don't you all know Landover is a parody site?

    For true fundie fun go to Fundies Say The Darndest Things. Actual quotes from fundie websites.

    http://www.fstdt.com/
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    Know the smedge.
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  11. 05-02-2007, 06:47 PM #11
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    How about "stupid christians?"

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