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  1. 04-05-2006, 12:09 AM #301
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    your momma so nasty she stapled some horse balls to her chin bone

    "See, I will send you the prophet Elijah before that great and dreadful day of the LORD comes.
    He will turn the hearts of the fathers to their children, and the hearts of the children to their fathers; or else I will come and strike the land with a curse."
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  2. 04-05-2006, 12:12 AM #302
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    lmao!!


    your moms is so dumb she turned left and fell off the earth.

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  3. 04-05-2006, 12:12 AM #303
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    yo mama so dirty she eats worms for a formal dinner and sucks my cock for a tv dinner!!
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  4. 04-05-2006, 12:34 AM #304
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    your moms got a lucky mule foot around her neck she kisses it before she eats her pancakes in the morning

    "See, I will send you the prophet Elijah before that great and dreadful day of the LORD comes.
    He will turn the hearts of the fathers to their children, and the hearts of the children to their fathers; or else I will come and strike the land with a curse."
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  5. 04-05-2006, 01:01 AM #305
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    your momma loves asian food so much that she ate out my butthole and asked if she could pack the rest of the DAHK SIHT in a to go box
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  6. 04-05-2006, 03:56 PM #306
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    yo mova rocks leopard skin thongs and pink boxing gloves to funerals
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  7. 04-05-2006, 04:09 PM #307
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    yo moms gots a hippopotamus toenail collection
    and she charges people in hard boiled eggs to
    see them


    "Ford, Chev, whateva you got//
    don't mean shit if the shit ain't hot"
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    yo moms wears leopard print leotards when she
    picks yo retarded ass up from school


    "Ford, Chev, whateva you got//
    don't mean shit if the shit ain't hot"
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  9. 04-05-2006, 04:12 PM #309
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    yo moms gots a hippopotamus toenail collection
    and she charges people in hard boiled eggs to
    see them

    lmao ^


    your moms makes fried spider nostril sandwiches for tony soprano
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  10. 04-05-2006, 04:14 PM #310
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    your moms got transparent frog meat in her back and a cloth skull
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  11. 04-05-2006, 04:16 PM #311
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    your moms got cordoroy skin and mechanical feet shes the winner of the 1974 robot dance competition
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  12. 04-05-2006, 04:21 PM #312
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    yo moms gots lucky charms for hair and
    no legs so she rolls her ass around on a
    skateboard with mud tires


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    don't mean shit if the shit ain't hot"
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  13. 04-05-2006, 04:25 PM #313
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    your moms drinks hot bunny piss and ten cans of tiger shit on tuesdays
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  14. 04-06-2006, 12:35 AM #314
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    yo mama so stupid she went to a CLIPPERS game tryna get a haircut...



    yo mama so fat even her picture is heavy

    ain't nothing change but the address...
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  15. 04-06-2006, 01:00 AM #315
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    yo momma so f'd up she thinks bon bons means to take a hit from each nut.
    Who be Whom
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