yo moms bakes hot gorilla chest and feeds it to naked teenagers
yo moms bakes hot gorilla chest and feeds it to naked teenagers
yo moms is a rodeo clown on the neverland ranch
and gits paid in used staples
"Ford, Chev, whateva you got//
don't mean shit if the shit ain't hot"
yo momma got see through tits with honey and grits
Who be Whom
yo moms is a penis tip collector and plays the cowbell for linkin park naked
wtf? A lol^
yo moms sucks on hamster nipples and used bullets for breakfast
ya'll are reaching now.... give it up
let me help ya'll out!!
Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!
hahahah I think times up... no more wack "yo mama" jokes .. kill it already
JusticEquality™
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
stupid... lol
JusticEquality™
SUNNY been lost thru his entire "yo momma thread?, HAHAAA!!. YO SUNNYOriginally Posted by bigben
YOUR MAMA
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!
Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
eggs
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