You Know you ghetto when...

[GENERAL WISE]

You wake up to Car alarms instead of alarm clocks

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[TUCO]

...u usin soap instead of shavin cream

[MaShPG]

You scrape plaque off ya teeth with ya finger instead of brushing.

[stak84]

you pee in the shower cuz you tryin to "cut down
on the water biLL"

[PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT]

when you live in a ghetto

[TeknicelStylez]

You open your fridge and there aint nothing in there but 2 week old milk and some rotten vegetables

[TUCO]

...you use a stick and a rag to mop the floor (fuck actual mops!)

[stak84]

you use curtains as doors

[GENERAL WISE]

Your moms cuts sausages into little pieces and you used to get that with ketchup as a meal when you were young.

[Sicka than aidZ]

none of the doors in your crib can be shut or locked but u gotta beamer and a denali in your drive way

[Sicka than aidZ]

you use curtains as doors

U have 20 crackheads huddlin around a nigga with a spoon in a house wit no windows, electricity , or phone an they so broke they gotta cook up there dope usin candles. I hate fuckin crack houses.

[GENERAL WISE]

none of the doors in your crib can be shut or locked but u gotta beamer and a denali in your drive way

with dubbs

[TUCO]

...you think vienna sausages are tha SHIT!

[GENERAL WISE]

your name starts with Jarome or Carlos

[stak84]

U have 20 crackheads huddlin around a nigga with a spoon in a house wit no windows, electricity , or phone an they so broke they gotta cook up there dope usin candles. I hate fuckin crack houses.

hahahahah sounds like you gotta lotta experience
i knew you was a dirty ass crackhead

when you got more fingers than teeth