Welcome to the Wu Dojo

[xzplizitsouljah]

u aint got shit on me u stupid ass pimp
feel like u got shit,ma son u just a whimp
who d fuck gave u head n made feel like a gee
u dont exist in ma sphere so be weary of a gee
who be dis ashewo wey dey mess with the god
i aint one of ur mail hoes,so dont mess with ma rod
thats leadership so u no i rule in this land
i dont kid with ur type cos y'all gayin ur band
when i bust,shut the fuck up u stupid homo
i only gave u eight so u no d numero uno
anything blowin here means i top d game
i needs no advice from a dude thats lame
in the dojo,u should no that ci fu rules
techniques to make u recognise that am so cruel
so when i step into d dojo,take a bow
cos every move that i make gets u askin how

yeah

[Battle 1]

How'd you step inside the dojo and start talking mojo
This aint no show hoe
And you aint my bro yo
Your head best be bowing listen to what I'm allowing
Your mouth in fear so you start swallowing
Did you lose sight in the dark unconscious in the park
Dogs bark at your death mark
I light you up like a spark
You looking like Narc
Where's your wire it doesn't matter you soon to expire
Like you either sick or tired
Either way you getting fired
Stupid liar
You know my rhymes you admire
Your soon to retire
Never began yet still your mouth you ran
In this here dojo my rank is 9th Dan
Even got stripes around my belt band
You wanna rhyme first learn how to use slang
Maybe instead you should have sang
Fool your head can't hang
Get out or get thrown out the dojo man
You heard what I said you wanna make a last stand
Your blood is gonna flow all over the beach like sand
I don't give a fuck and that you better understand
Try to shake my hand
Brake your bones hear em' crush through microphones
Send you to no-where zones
To meet the rest of the clones
Leave the mic alones you don't even bother writing poems
Jokes is what you write talking about a fight hand me the mic
Then you'd get it done right
Before late night you dead despite
Your head I'll ignite die is what you might
Put roaches on clips like your stupid lips
Till you walk retarded with your hips
You know nothing of trips unless it's your head in chips
You can't afford the dips
Your stupid head does flips
On you I take massive shits
And when it's over spark them spliffs
See you later like the ocean drifts

[suav3]

dumpin waves, like em free willy days...
pullin plays, only steve madden see's..
i crossed em seven seas, on paper please..
dont try to play.. strategies you pay ta see...
play my cards rite like i was playin the house..
i was playing my spouse before she moved in under my bellt...
walking tall like walking stilits..
pop a weasel pop a wheely.. ( tires screaming )
flowmaster doh snatcher, butterfly catcher..
pitta patter with your face when i trigger bigger figures from my waist..
disgrace a mate with one eye watchin like cap-ten back..
hold dat, mold, shacks, with mats gettin the dust pushed fast..
twenty two, thirty cal, four fifth, fifty missed.. ( pissed-dismissed)
accusations when im buggin.. ( schemes aint nuthin )
plan something and bang dumplins when runnin places of lovin..

[Mantra]

Witty city slang hits ya with the impact of lightning while ya spliff lighting i'm writing/
Niggas hiding money they owe the god, pistol whip frauds bar biting/
Exciting hotel scenery of me and Hov's bitch puffin' greenery, who's mean as me?/
Spleen pulled out the outsider outside the telly, dead witnessess ain't seeing me/
Hip-hop fanatic, bring the static, bust the blindfolded stainless steel skill havoc/
Trmendous rachet blow you backwords, he fell through the attic/
Semi-automatic rap tactics practiced only for deadly use/
Got juice orangeheads get put in a noose, nosey neighbors faces bruised/
Take ya shoes to show off robber skills, right hook combos build guard ya grill/
Knuckle up, or give up i have no mercy still an avenger runnin' shogun drills/
Show son real aggression, expressions hostile from deep depression i'm ill/

[Battle 1]

...

[Battle 1]

A Yo I ran into some hoe ass nigga
Talking fagat shit and so I had to pull the trigga
Said he was a President but his rhymes aint Def like Jigga
In his mouth cumm like Jam he was a fagat nigga
His distinct manner retarded grammer
So I slammed him with the hammer
No next episode cause his brain I had to explode
And his gayness had to be exposed
Quickly of him I disposed
He coudn't keep his eyes on the road plus he a sounded like a toad
Rippet, rippet, rippet...

[Battle 1]

At sixteen stood this homo pheene
Who had a dream that his mother at him would no longer scream
She had never bought him any ice cream
So he said she was mean
He was baking like a bean
Plus once raped by player on his own basketball team
Only three months and he thought he could gleam
But his rhymes like his life are on low beam
His mind constantly floating down stream
With sperm brushing his teeth this kid was right out obscene

[suav3]

running through houses like it was a marathon...
one after another till my gun jammed on don...
oh shit hopd the sink when he exploited his clip..
he exploded his tips while i rushed for the bricks..
escorted wit the artillery like guardin the brinks..
leavin silly rabbits a stiink trix like pullin zips from her pink..( and not from her nips)
holdin corners like sidewalks do shoulders.. ( jus gettin lil older )
brandishin eagles'nd stem'n feable class men.. ( school of hard knocks )

[suav3]

trying, dying, circumsizin foes nd timing... ( slimin )
grindin no joke mind on the boat filled with cokes.. ( numb your throat )
fuck coneheads, lesbo transexual bone heads... ( easy for targets )
KILL EM fill em drill hot minerals pressed into his noggen...
fogem with the rock in sock'm lock'ncloth..... ( set trippin boss )
pull out more then jus glocks.. ( like em cops )
throwin shots like top boss of the plots...
schemes nd getaway scenes to share with the team...
for OTHER KITTY CATS kidnap nd billbats... *silly jack
really man *bang *bang sorry dont want to hit ya...
tie you to a chair maybe nd brick ya.. ( how you like em bricks )
sticks, nd shit real deep nd *psst in directions to his lip...
flippin chips of his chins in to other bitches drinks.. ( slugs drippin like cloged sinks )
brinks is how im rollin, chips onthe whip so bullets dont pierce through from em stolens....
flashin coupes have oyu movin lose nd ge tyou shot up in your coalen.. ( leave em crawlin )

[suav3]

..........

[Lil' Ruger]

dark alley ways
lungs infected wit purple haze
a drug trippin daze
high and passed out for days
leave crews astonished and amazed
more hot tracks then just blaze
wack bars dont even phase
out lined wit gold
name in the mould
nigga get ratta tat tatted up and holed
as the epic saga unfold
the blood stained carpet was unrolled
i squeeze more digits then a bill fold
sick beats artic flows
shotty pop body blows
style so hot but so cool have you catch a cold
crush niggas game so hard have em resortin to dildos
fuck platinum fuck gold
cold steel is what a nigga will feel
guns secretin metal to the greel
i mean like straight chrome to the dome
that split wigs and dislocate bones
glares and ice on the daylight shone
ya style stinks more then bad calone
like al capone i spit shit even if i aint grown
i still make a bitch moan
she get pregnate i blame it on my evil clone
then i switch my alibie
and utilize the third eye
and now imma submit this reply

[Lil' Ruger]

slayin human men
witta dangerous poison pen
injectin syringes and neva given the when
blowin doors off the hinges and takin da sin
soak it all up like take it all in
i mean im the underground king
run ya for ya bling
like MF doom watch me do this thing
badda boom badda bing
swords clash make eardrums ring
especially when u hear em go PING
rose pettals and birds chirrping
feinds and bastards lurking
gats sing ripinn niggas aoart like a chickin wing
severing and sundering
locked up inna dungeon
the corpses smell pungent
stupid niggas uneducated and redundant
i go in for the kill like a hawk for the swoop
if i miss i come back i loopty loop
bust better then droop-
E, crab niggas watch out for me
or i just might be planitin my seed
in ur women pussy hollow
open like a window but its all good cuz she swallow
i bet that proffession ya whole family follow

[Lil' Ruger]

potent im like ozmosis
heavy ecstasy in a large dosage
blowin niggas brain like c-4 explosives
step up to me u dissapear like hokus pokus
marksman wit great focus
i bring plagues upon ur house wit locusts
my crew u dont know us
condom shit im protected like a porcupine
spittin continues bars and ill lines
i alway look good my shit im the no homo clavein klein
i break backs and spines
i got my own wardrobe and gun design
weaponry misusage
style putrid lake lacid nigga lucid
12 gauge exciting like a turn page
closer to extinction is the definition of age
i spit magic like a mage
and spit wisdom like a sage
uncontained rage
'drink tonic potions like an apothecary
technique mad scary
step in my battlezone be wairy
call my lower torso big hairy
i stay very very
gritty and grimey
all nasty and slimey
i spit more sicknin shit then a british nigga say blimey
i keep my chain shiney
fresh like a scent piney

[Battle 1]

^^ Yo, Pimptastic. Unbelievable skill for just 13 years old. Not saying I don't believe you. But it's hard to believe a 13 year old could spit some raw dope shit like that. You really 13 cause I don't know thirteen year olds that can spit like that ?? Nowhere even close to it even. Plus I read some of your other verses as well, on one of the threads, can't rememeber if it was your own thread or not but that doesn't matter. Grown men can't even spit that good. If you really are just 13 than you like a prodigy son or something no lie. Only shorty that I know of that really ever killed the mic real hard with skill was Shyheim of the Wu-tang. You ever heard of him before ?? Him and you would have alot in common if your really 13. Even though Shyheim is somewhat grown now, I'm talking about when he first came out.

[Lil' Ruger]

i know him and no im not 13 im really 12 but dont tell no1 lol but thanks i really got my flow back on that one that was some of my gems and i just made all three into a rap look at last page of my official thread lol gay ass hook though lol.