She sells sea shells by the sea shore,
She tells me "well, I’m a cheap whore",
Sister Suzie, sewing shirts for soldiers,
Lifts the uzi, throwing spurts that scald ya,
The fickle finger of fate flips fat frogs flat,
The sick fool lingers in wait, grips Matts Blogg’s gat,
Few free fruit flies fly from flames,
Two weak mute guys cry from shame,
Top chopstick shops stock top chopsticks,
Stop, drop quick, cops, glocks drop cops quick,
A proper cup of coffee in a copper coffee cup,
A copper’s pup ate toffee dinner, dropped and coughed me up,
Fran feeds fish fresh fish food,
Dan reads Trish’s death wish mood,
Four free-flow pipes flow freely,
Storm’s team coach hypes O’Meally,
Lesser leather never weathered lesser wetter weather,
Pressured, Heather levered a tethered mess of netted feathers,
Lonely lowland llamas are ladylike,
Only foes and karma harp shady dykes,
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Freda’s viper pricked the necks of crippled lepers,
Paul, please pause for proper applause,
Tall fees cause more shoppers to pause,
I saw Suzie sitting in a shoe shine shop,
Jye Moore grew the fitting winner two fine crops,
Sherman shops at cheap chop suey shops,
Herman drops, Matt leaps, hops to the top,
Bake big batches of bitter brown bread,
Jake’s pig hatches a litter of sow heads,
A bloke’s bike back brake block broke,
I smoke Mike’s crack, baked rocks of coke,
Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins,
I alert ya, Dan sings sounds no man’s doin’,
‘Round the rugged rocks the ragged rascal ran,
I found the buggered clock in the haggard rascal’s hand,
Four furious friends fought for the phone,
More curious men brought forth the throne,
Five fat friars frying fat fish,
Their wives chat buyers into trying that dish,
Sally slits sheets, she’s a sheet slitter,
McNally knits neat, he’s a neat knitter,
Six shy shavers sheared six shy sheep,
Mick’s high neighbours steered Vic’s white jeep.
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Originally Posted by J.T.S.
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