crime waves...gats spary... name some of the grimesy shit you've done

[Razorsharp]

i did a cellphone heist... and sold phones that werent even out and shit that was already used for 150, made about 1000 something

[TeknicelStylez]

I sold crack

[cap]

ok,nothing mind blowing but....

-i stole in my school : cell phones,money....

-me and a friend of mine robbed this dealer from his xtc pills and sold 'em

- i was at a club and someone needed coke,so i smashed 3 pills and sold it to him for 50 euro (approximately 5 times what u would get for 3 pills)

- stole a bike once

- we've been looking to rob someone but we havent had the right occasion yet

this is actually nothing to be proud of,i would rather not be broke,so i wouldnt have to do this shit.

[ShaDynasty]

i always used to rob peoples weed
even friends
just sneaky wayz tho
not like id grab the shit out ya hand and run off
just when cats aint lookin

[LilDirtyBastard]

- destroyed some summerhouse windows in a summer plot with
stolen bells of bicyles (got caught afterwards)

- a friend and i stole 2 bikes from the trainstation, too bad that a
taxi-driver was callin the police and that my stolen bike had a puncture
and no brakes, so i fell down when the police came, tried to run, but
policemen and some guy was runnin after me, so i had no chance to
escape

- police caught me at the border to germany with some weed, my friend
threw it out of the window but they saw it^^

[venex]

I was just walking to get a blunt when 4 kids in a whip flagged me down saying they needed weed... they wanted 3 bags but I only had 2 and 1 was mine, so I too a trip to the hood to get dub sack off my nigga black, so than we go back to the suburbs and this kids flying down a side street and a cop almost side swipes us

we have a total of 4 bags in the car, the driver does not have his liscense on him... and we're being followed by a cop car

Shit was scary... luckily the next town was right there and we drove into it but the cop was following us for like 5 blocks in, I was the only one over 18 in the car too and im on probation and have 6 charges on my belt

Situations like that make me nervous

that's a nice story!

[J-Cee]

there was this dude that kept fucking with me so i told him to meet me at the bar so we could fight and i brang my kitchen knife with me as soon as i saw him i stabbed him about 16 times,he was definetely dead,so took him in the back of my car to my house got my chainsaw and cut him up and dumped his body.

[snapple]

grimey shit ive done:

a G of yayo to my face in one night

ripping off shortys =)

robbing electronics in highschool(where i got my dope scale, shits so nice got a glass plate worth like 300

gave my dog bong rip shottys and rubbed freezies on his gums once

told my sister i blame her for my mom having cancer

busted off my ass one night and i backed into a beamer and cracked his taillight and dipped anyway, my car was fine not even a bumper scratch, i would have stayed if i wasn't so busted and had a half OZ on me

we were @ a house party in a seperate room twisting Ls and weighing shit out and my boy knocked over this big mound of guts onto the floor and all of us were too lazy to clean it up, later we hear the chick whos house it was screaming, the dog was upstairs feasting on the guts hahaha

[Sifu Dragon]

yesterday......i littered

[Dead Prez Rep Me]

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At Kfc........................

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A while back i was at an unattended arcade in a Hotel and me and some friends started pushin the games over and kicking + ripping open the machines that were kinda old and not well put together. We managed to break open that game with the stupid fucking claw that you try to pick up prizes with. I could feel this big metal change box and ripped it out. There was probably about $150.00 in change in it. So I started filling my socks and hats with quarters then gave a few of the prizes to young'ns who walked in and saw what we were doing. I feel like I finally got my revenge on the claw-prize game after years of losing too it.

[Murdah Piff]

i spat on a old lady, did 3 for that shieeeeeettttttttttttt

[HipHophead101]

me and my friend stole a car from a grocery store and took it joy riding


me and my friend(same one) used to rob cars that were unlocked

and me and a different friend stole a gun from a car once it was a 9mm smith and wesson with a full clip of hallow point bullets no lie...

[HipHophead101]

i also used to shop lift a lot i was kind of a clepto






but i dont do that shit nemore i got it outta my system lol

[Koolish]

the worst thing i've ever done was just fight this guy who me and my friends used to hang out with (he was a real fag after a while, no one liked him) so me and him had issues. anyways he talked some serious personal shit so i was like it's over, i confront him one day, talk with him, we get into a fight... the third punch i got him clean in the chin, he went to the ER cause he couldn't move his jaw and had to get two root canals.

a few months later he wanted to fight me again to prove he was stronger, he specifically asked for me not to send him to the hospital again so i said ok, i dropped him after a few hits again onto the ground, he got up and tried to get me in a headlock, i hit him and got out, he was staggering around so i stopped it. said he couldn't see out of his right eye. i asked if he wanted to continue and he was like "no no not yet", he literally begged for mercy. i was on a fighting rush so i didn't want to stop but he was too scared.