Dan Cooley Hall of Fame Thread aka Retarded Threads

[TeknicelStylez]

Well to fully understand what I would do, first you would have to ask

WHAT WOULD SEGAL DO?

And I'll tell you what Segal would do, he'd go to that motherfuckers house, walk up to the front door, knock on it twice than kick the fuckin thing off the hinges. Storm in the place, first guy that throws a punch *JUDO SNAP* arm broken, kick the shit out of like 50 ninjas, than find gza and snap his neck. Than he would plant 6 bricks of c4 in the basement, run out the house, realize he forgot the detonator, run back in, manually set a 10 second timer, than WALK out the house, and he wouldn't even budge when it exploded 10 feet away from him.

Thats what segal would fuckin do...

[vikk]

I WOULD BEAT THE FUCK OUT THE GZA

[stak84]

fuck that id be like arnie ride up in that bitch
on a fuckin harley guns blazin id fuckin clthesline
mufuckas with me huge eastern european organ
and unnecessarily do that move where you cock
your shotgun with one hand instead of two blow
a hole in rzas stomach and wear him as a hat as
i ordera happy meal at the mcdonalds drive through
only to realize i wasted all my money on guns that
i didnt even use.

yeha thats gangsta

[GENERAL WISE]

Well to fully understand what I would do, first you would have to ask

WHAT WOULD SEGAL DO?

And I'll tell you what Segal would do, he'd go to that motherfuckers house, walk up to the front door, knock on it twice than kick the fuckin thing off the hinges. Storm in the place, first guy that throws a punch *JUDO SNAP* arm broken, kick the shit out of like 50 ninjas, than find gza and snap his neck. Than he would plant 6 bricks of c4 in the basement, run out the house, realize he forgot the detonator, run back in, manually set a 10 second timer, than WALK out the house, and he wouldn't even budge when it exploded 10 feet away from him.

Thats what segal would fuckin do...

LMAO Segal is king but Chuck Norris is Emperor

[GENERAL WISE]

fuck that id be like arnie ride up in that bitch
on a fuckin harley guns blazin id fuckin clthesline
mufuckas with me huge eastern european organ
and unnecessarily do that move where you cock
your shotgun with one hand instead of two blow
a hole in rzas stomach and wear him as a hat as
i ordera happy meal at the mcdonalds drive through
only to realize i wasted all my money on guns that
i didnt even use.

yeha thats gangsta

You would kill RZA even though GZA sent the ninjas?

[hectis]

MY MOM WOULD KILL THE 4 NINJAS THEN KILL THE GZA THEN SHE BE SO PISSED SHE KILL THE WHOLE WU TANG KILLA BEEZ

[TeknicelStylez]

No doubt, they definately have to box it out and film that shit

I was gonna pop out with the What Would Segal Do airbrushed shirts out this bitch, with a picture of the man himself on the back

[stak84]

yah you know tha t fools hard he beats his
wife like she owes him money

[TeknicelStylez]

Werd, one of the key signs of strength

[Sicka than aidZ]

toss my mom into the battle an run

[Sicka than aidZ]

I WOULD BEAT THE FUCK OUT THE GZA

hilarious

[stak84]

yo moms gots a fuckin skillet for an arm sicka
id be scared of that bitch too

[TeknicelStylez]

Roflmao

[Sicka than aidZ]

yo moms gots a fuckin skillet for an arm sicka
id be scared of that bitch too

i just meant use her as a decoy an run


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[Vernakular]

Well to fully understand what I would do, first you would have to ask

WHAT WOULD SEGAL DO?

And I'll tell you what Segal would do, he'd go to that motherfuckers house, walk up to the front door, knock on it twice than kick the fuckin thing off the hinges. Storm in the place, first guy that throws a punch *JUDO SNAP* arm broken, kick the shit out of like 50 ninjas, than find gza and snap his neck. Than he would plant 6 bricks of c4 in the basement, run out the house, realize he forgot the detonator, run back in, manually set a 10 second timer, than WALK out the house, and he wouldn't even budge when it exploded 10 feet away from him.

Thats what segal would fuckin do...

word up homie, u high?