Vernakular vs. Mister Wooz, round 2 {8 man elimination process}

[CREEPY FOLLOWS]

Vernakular vs. Mister Wooz, round 2, 8 man elimination process

2 rounds
20 bars {no more, no less}
feeding allowed
first to 5
3-0 is a K.O.

who's up?

[Vernakular]

feeding is incredibly gay

rhyme schemes:

Mister wooz, couldn't be sick lyrically if he dropped with the flu
Im talkin' to you, Your just an obituary spot in the news
Droppin these jewels, when you speak , hip hops name been abused
So this is a prelude, to the title of his verse "I came here to lose"
So shut your mouth, your a wack rapper with no clout
And i seriously doubt, that you'll phase just by runnin' your routes
There is reason for this, You couldn't even write a single diss
That would make not wanna call it, "a simple peice of shit"

Punches

Even if you had an elevator you couldn't reach my "level"
the Reason is evident, hes a weak mortal fighting the devil
Your flow is as frozen in tme as a caveman in the artic
Puttin wood in the fire, while i need a sentence to spark it
Dark shit, don't even respond with a verse
Your work needs a rhinoplasty, because it looks simply absurd
Killin' this bird, i must be an animal tamer the way im workin this pansy
Gets his hopes shot to dust, every time he gets ancy

aight 1 verse

[Vernakular]

that verse was alot tighter than i expected, good luck to mister wooz

[maestro wooz]

ayo i got a slight problem i smoke weed too much,
youre 14 and looking for you first breast to touch,
you can hide your age, but i still remember your a kid,
based on your rhymes id've guessed re-tar-ted,
your punches hit hard like a 12 year old girl,
wirl, stab, twirl, thats how i cut up a weak crab steppin to a dude with a 340lb curl,
like it or not, youre terrible,
unbearable, dreadful, horrible, words with which your raps are comparable
rhymin like you effected by sun poisonin, ruinin this battlin,
sorry but im tattlin, vern's a herb waitin for a sonnin
keep your verbal training wheels on,
actually, take the whole bike to the pawn
give up the whole thing
abandon music, dont even sing
every post is another embarrasment
so foul i could sue you for harrasment
change your name, but youre still the same
weakest player in the game,
ill excuse your wack verse, you got big things comin up
everyone give props, his graduation from middle school is comin up

[Vernakular]

hostile verse but none the less decent

1 ill respond by thursday

[maestro wooz]

haha its all good, thursdays fine i got school shit also

[CREEPY FOLLOWS]

"I'm talkin to you, you're just an obituary spot on the news", shit, this battle's lookin' gruesome already, "I got a slight problem I smoke weed too much, you're only 14 looking for your first breast to touch", I don't know man, I think round 2's gonna get bloody!

[Vernakular]

damn ok i better elevate to win this

[maestro wooz]

come on vern

[Vernakular]

you left in the cold, shakin' like an orphan crack baby

ya bars is lengthy, you can't handle my verse, fuck a curl that weighty

The fact is plain-see, your shit aint phase me

This bird is crazy, challengin' me wasn't that brainy

Heres a tip, never grab a bull by the horns

You gonna get torn, cryin blood like jesus...w/ a circle of thorns

Now im inclined, to kill you, you soiled hip hop elements

Fuck, its incredibly evident, your self destruction is emminent

Your flows garbage kid, just thought i'd let you know

That you blow, my rhymes are tight like ya jew fro

Fuck Napoleon, his shit aint dynamite

You aint rhymin' tight,Your absurd like a blindin' light

Your so lose with words you couldnt spell ya damn name right

Take it from me, its plain as day that your cheesy n sour

Your done, gettin' torn to peices like hippie flowers

[maestro wooz]

if this shit was a spelling bee,
youd be the nerdy asian kid, in his pants takin a pee
i dont understand how you can call yourself "vernakular"
when your lexicon is defined as "less then spectacular"
mine? perpindicular with shakespeare
and you battling is wierd
cause last time i checked you were calling your first facials hairs "a mini beard"
but ill ease up on the personal shots, your probaly a good kid
b grades, honor roll kid
you just made one too many comments
started shit when you had no battlements
rhyme like you bought wu forever last week, soon all obsolete, the next couple rhymes are all filler cause you already got another defeat, i keep it elite, with an explosive style defined as "young Dominique", crack my knuckles then open hand slap you across the cheek,
you flow like a leaf in a bike tire
choppy and hacky, like you tried to write with your brain on fire
if im dominique youre not even a high flyer, a little bitch like you grew up in the fucking shire
wooz is the next new villian, east coast assasin, the number one spot is bout to be what im stealin

[Vernakular]

Vote

[Vernakular]

Vote

[Sirkulayshun]

flow-vernakular
wordplay-vernakular
creativity-tie
punches-tie

vernakular killed on his first verse...2nd was tight 2
maestro had a couple good lines but needed a better flow

my vote- Vernakular

[maestro wooz]

this was a shitty battle i know, i probaly wouldnt vote on it, but please people can you just drop a quick vote, just make up the stats and tell us who you think won so we can get past this, thanks