the funky drunk V's hazidus hitman

[hazidus hitman]

aight bro, 16 bars, 3-0 is ko, first to 5 wins.

i just got home from a 16hr shift and im fucked so i wont be spitting today.
feel free to go ahead or il start it off tomorow.

peace!

[the funky drunk]

aiight! props , im just going to school , ill drop when i get back tho! Peace

[hazidus hitman]

yo, who the fuck is the funky drunk,
imma incinerate this child slowly like a bag of skunk.
my killer lyrics are colder than ice cream,
causes a bitch like you to scream from the brain freeze.
your like a soft cock porn star,
thinkin you the shit but your career aint goin far.
im powdered palmed cocked back ready to attack,
at your age kid your cheeks should be used to the bitch slap.
your a cheeky punk snot nosed,
askin mummy for pocket money to purchase clothes.
dressed in fake bling and replica rolex watches,
14 year old wet dreaming sheets covered in seimen splotches.
advice for a vigin like you about whats between the thighs,
and its nothing like what they say on american pie.
pussys pussy and thats the only way to describe it,
maybe when your 16 you will be able to get 4 inches inside it.
whos this funky thinkin hes the shit,
imma swell this punk up like his mummas clitorus.
stick your tale between your legs and run "DOG",
get off to school and indulge in playin leap frog.
the olny part about you which is the slightest bit funky,
is that thing you call a face cos kid you look like a monkey.
and now you have fucked up and challenged the hitman,
imma sink a bitch like you quicker that an elephant in quicksand.
you think you got tounge flows that are deemed acceptable,
imma fuck up your spinal cord and turn you into a vegetable.
your a coward in the battlefeild,
an open aponant with no shield.
say goodby to your family im reloading the lyrical AK,
cos the hitlist says its the funky drunks judgement day!

[hazidus hitman]

yo funky, you gona spit or what bro?

[the funky drunk]

yo funky, you gona spit or what bro?

yeah man sorry just been busy

ima drop now .. im high as hell right now , ha ha its all good

[the funky drunk]

ur a deadman ill crack ya head bloods on ya sweatband
leave ya whole fuckin squad def like redmans
come on lets be honest , you didnt think i could hack it
but im winnin , and you lack love like a broken tennis racket
my pens on fire when i write my inks hot
you think you stand a chance biiiiiiitch?!?! i think NOT
ya fuckin idiot .. silly bitch just go 2 sleep
and dream about holdin heat and havin golden teeth
and then wake up! coz ya livin in a fantasy
back to reality , you live in a box house wit ya family
i beat ya with logic so ya learnin shit
hazidus is slippin up like silk socks on polished surfaces
the whole of the corp cheered wen ya flow was stopped
ill beat ya 'hands down' like 6.30 on a normal clock
fuck outta here with ya age discrimination
like gettin caught masturbatin ya face humilation
if you were in possesion of a brain youd know age is irrelevent
and that people dont fuck wit me , not because they celibate
only a fag like you would refer to american pie
i would say this was an even battle .. but id be tellin a lie
ya punches are weak your a punk and a freak
your so ugly that you ride in the trunk , fuck a seat!
you was huntin for beef so i just punched up ya teeth
ya just mad coz you fake and funky drunk is unique


fuck it ... theres 12 , i aint got time 4 more i got a lotta shit goin on right now

vote peeps!

peace

[num2son]

Punchlines - Funky Drunk
Vocab - Funky Drunk
Creativity - Tie
Wordplay - Funky Drunk
Flow - Funky Drunk

Vote goes to Funky Drunk

[Fayth]

punchlines--Funky Drunk
vocab--Hitman
creativity--Funky Drunk
wordplay--Hitman
flow--Tie

Tight battle I vote for Hitman

[Classic]

yo, who the fuck is the funky drunk,
imma incinerate this child slowly like a bag of skunk.
(Decent opener here.)
my killer lyrics are colder than ice cream,
causes a bitch like you to scream from the brain freeze.
(End-rhyme wasn't too good here. Decent punch.)
your like a soft cock porn star,
thinkin you the shit but your career aint goin far.
(Good punch here.)
im powdered palmed cocked back ready to attack,
at your age kid your cheeks should be used to the bitch slap.
(Good punch here.)
your a cheeky punk snot nosed,
askin mummy for pocket money to purchase clothes.
(Sound like you kinda repeated yourself from bar above. Good punch though.)
dressed in fake bling and replica rolex watches,
14 year old wet dreaming sheets covered in seimen splotches.
(Good punch.)
advice for a vigin like you about whats between the thighs,
and its nothing like what they say on american pie.
(You called him a virgin, then talked about pussy. Didn't hit hard here. Half-decent.)
pussys pussy and thats the only way to describe it,
maybe when your 16 you will be able to get 4 inches inside it.
(LMAO, nice. Good punch here.)
whos this funky thinkin hes the shit,
imma swell this punk up like his mummas clitorus.
(Okay, this pussy-concept is gettin' old here. Half-decent punch here.)
stick your tale between your legs and run "DOG",
get off to school and indulge in playin leap frog.
(Blah, half-decent punch here too.)
the olny part about you which is the slightest bit funky,
is that thing you call a face cos kid you look like a monkey.
(Half-decent punch here too.)
and now you have fucked up and challenged the hitman,
imma sink a bitch like you quicker that an elephant in quicksand.
(Good punch here. Liked the wordplay.)
you think you got tounge flows that are deemed acceptable,
imma fuck up your spinal cord and turn you into a vegetable.
(Meh, decent punch here.)
your a coward in the battlefeild,
an open aponant with no shield.
(Should've extended it out longer. Maybe take 2nd line, combined it wit first. Then made a new 2nd line for the bar. Shit could've been nice. This is like a "potential" bar. Decent punch.)
say goodby to your family im reloading the lyrical AK,
cos the hitlist says its the funky drunks judgement day!
(Decent closer.)

ur a deadman ill crack ya head bloods on ya sweatband
leave ya whole fuckin squad def like redmans
(Nice multis here. Good opener.)
come on lets be honest , you didnt think i could hack it
but im winnin , and you lack love like a broken tennis racket
(Didn't quite get the 2nd line. Half-decent punch here.)
my pens on fire when i write my inks hot
you think you stand a chance biiiiiiitch?!?! i think NOT
(Half-decent here. Kinda ruined it for me in 1st line.)
ya fuckin idiot .. silly bitch just go 2 sleep
and dream about holdin heat and havin golden teeth
(Decent punch here.)
and then wake up! coz ya livin in a fantasy
back to reality , you live in a box house wit ya family
(Decent punch here.)
i beat ya with logic so ya learnin shit
hazidus is slippin up like silk socks on polished surfaces
(Good punch/wordplay.)
the whole of the corp cheered wen ya flow was stopped
ill beat ya 'hands down' like 6.30 on a normal clock
(Another good punch with wordplay.)
fuck outta here with ya age discrimination
like gettin caught masturbatin ya face humilation
(Fed here, didn't like. Brought it down for me. Decent punch.)
if you were in possesion of a brain youd know age is irrelevent
and that people dont fuck wit me , not because they celibate
(Half-decent punch here.)
only a fag like you would refer to american pie
i would say this was an even battle .. but id be tellin a lie
(More feedin'. Decent punch.)
ya punches are weak your a punk and a freak
your so ugly that you ride in the trunk , fuck a seat!
(Decent punch here.)
you was huntin for beef so i just punched up ya teeth
ya just mad coz you fake and funky drunk is unique
(2nd line braggin, half-decent closer.)

Funky : Some CREATIVE wordplay, I liked it. Could've cut braggin' down some. Overall, good.

Hazidus : Good punches, consistent. And just a little choppy flow.

Vote : Funky. This was a close battle, for me. What gave Funky the edge though was the pussy concept Hazidus was usin' a little too much. Kinda got old, and had a little mess up in the flow. I thought Funky's verse was more creative, and some nice wordplay.

Good battle y'all. Stay up.

[hazidus hitman]

cheers for the votes so far people, can we get a few more in here...

[Academic]

[ Removed ].

[ERN-DAWGY]

decent battle as far as the shit goes.. as for voting...
I liked the line when hazidus was talkin about gettin 4 inches inside it when u 16 that was funny as shit i laughed for like 20 seconds,

but when I read that hazidus lives in a cardboard box that did it for me...

I claim the winner "the funky drunk"

PEACE

[the funky drunk]

thanks fam , appreciate everyone votin , props

keep votin plz

[White_Mouse]

aight i didn't get Hazidus's rhyme scheme AT ALL (u must have some weird accent coz) funky's multis, with the syllbles and the rhyming and the punches (dag, i sound like Bill Cosby LOL)
were just BETTER

vote=fd

we need to battle sometime dog, and oh yea. . . . . . . .
have u been getting ANY of my PM's about our colab track??!!!!
WAKE UP!
LOL

[maestro wooz]

hazidus had better punches throughout, his flow was a little off but he connected with alot of them. Vote hazidus