WINNER------>Classic vs. Slippy(The real Battle)

**Jesus Christ** · 05-22-2006, 11:12 AM

Ok here it is rematch under my terms this time.

Make your verse as long as you want.

First to 5 votes, I know you got 3 boyfriends so none of that 3 vote win bullshit.

I'll drop first by tonight sometime.

**Classic** · 05-22-2006, 03:32 PM

Put it like this,
Don't talk shit you can't back up.
You said you could beat me, but what happened?
I K.O.'d you.
You're a nobody.
And here's the verse to prove it :

I been watchin' ya progress, you DROPPED-SOME and tried COP-SOME.
Just fuckin' STOP SON, the last battle I'd mention your talent, but you ain't GOT NONE.
Your WHACK LIES, I'll flip and SMACK GUYS, SUBTRACT RISE.
Your FACTS HIDE, Slippy only FEELS HIMSELF, and I don't mean RAP-WISE.
My five bar DISS? Bitch, you didn't even DESERVE-IT.
You're WORTHLESS, wanna battle Classic again? You'll get spun like the EARTH-IS.
Bump this? PLEASE, what's the odds of WAITIN? Spittin' fire the best, am I God-OR-Satan?
You're just stuck up shit, like CONSTIPATION. Elementary EDUCATION, yo' age 9, SHIT, this is MOLESTATION!
Gettin' the "JITTERS, BUG"? Cause my flows cause a SICKER-BUZZ.
You're NOT-HOT, find someone SICKER-CUZ, I look at you and see ALL-PUSSY, like a STRIPPER-DOES.
I'll rip this SHIT QUICK, Slippy a Pimp? BITCH, you've been MISAPPOINTED.
Nobody's impressed by you, in fact, the whole site has been DISAPPOINTED.
I'll make you MELT-DUDE, cause NOBODY has ever FELT-YOU.
You'd SHELF-WHO? SOMBODY QUICK JUMP IN, wait...nobody wants to HELP YOU!
Get smoked like a WEED-HIT, Your good? I never BELIEVED-IT.
Part of your diet, YOU NEED DICK. You have bad structure, cuz ya verse, NODBOY WANTED TO READ-IT.
Don't try to GRAPPLE-ME, you ride DICK, EQUIPPED like a SADDLE-BE.
Get TACKLED-FREE, over 130 posts, and the majority of those was to promote a BATTLE WITH ME!
You'll never be "top dog", you'll get choked like a "FLEA-GUARD".
We should make "handicap threads", cause this dude posts like a RETARD.
Lyrically I'll STAB YOU, in text or the LAB TOO.
It's SAD NEWS, if I sucked like you, I'd be MAD TOO.

Originally Posted by Slippy The Pimp

mother fucker I posted this battle in General Chat, and heads gave some different votes with different restults so eat a dick- your verse wasn't shit and you ain't shit.

I'll STOMP this BITCH, he's still just TALKIN-SHIT.
But if you read real CLOSE in the QUOTE, you'll see there's a COMPLIMENT.

**oDoUoSoKo** · 05-22-2006, 05:34 PM

clever

**Classic** · 05-22-2006, 09:30 PM

Where's the verse at?
You wanted a rematch so bad.

**Jesus Christ** · 05-22-2006, 09:48 PM

Originally Posted by Classic

Where's the verse at?
You wanted a rematch so bad.

It's coming..............like your sister!

**Classic** · 05-22-2006, 09:51 PM

Originally Posted by Slippy The Pimp

It's coming..............like your sister!

Garbage.

**Jesus Christ** · 05-22-2006, 11:54 PM

Hold up Classic before I rip you up let me tell you what I DID/
I printed out your verse, wiped my ass with it and sold it on e-bay for the highest BID/
KID/ your fucking weak, now I know why all the good emcees post in the temple of DARTS/
It’s because the battlefields turned into a place for rappers without any HEART/
And they need to type in caps just let the their rhymes be UNDERSTOOD/
And even post up whack shit weaker then my MOTER COULD/
Dun dunny DUNDER SHOULD/
Whatch your back because the THUNDER COULD/
Strike you from any ANGLE/
Burn you to a crisp and leave you MANGLED/
TANGLED in silly STRING/
Blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh let me clear my throat uh huh uh huh

Gotta have my pops, feel the wrath of Captain Crunch/
I’m a chop you up tonight and serve your genitals for brunch/
Munch on my dick like multi grain/
Bring your whole family and I’ll enjoy some multi brain/
Sorry to insult your fame silly rabbit tricks are for kids/
Now I’m gonna put you to bed like babies sick with sids/
Slid By Slippy with cocoa butter, smothered in two scoops of vaseline/
Hired Jasper to fuck your ass with a raspberry scented cream/
Coming at me softer than diet coke with aspertine/
9 years old but grip tight enuff to grasp a teen/- by the neck/
pimp slaps, to put your bitch ass back in check/
Classic you’ll get your ass kicked coming at me with whack shit/
Punch you in the chest just to smash tits/
Silicon or saline?/
Maybe you shouldn’t wear so much fucking maybelline/
Quit rapping about saddles and your gay dreams/
Seems, Classic’s the only rapper here that keeps his sack tucked/
Aka Count Chocula getting Ass fucked/
going Coo Coo for Coa Coa Cocks/
Getting dick slapped by male strippers in Homo Spots/
Pimped out cuz you flow mo cock/ then your average man whore/
Jacked for your lucky charms and left bleeding on the dam floor/
Soar throat smelling like Clorox from semen seeping through ham pours/
Reasearching my posts because your skills poor/
Your dills sore from steadily masterbating/
Fucking with the GOD, cuz you hating like satan/
I’m still waiting for you to drop something dope/
I wouldn’t be proud of touching little boys like the pope………

**Sicka than aidZ** · 05-23-2006, 12:08 AM

i liked classics better. in fact, i liked classics better than most batttles that have come thru here, both were the shit but classic got more heat.
i unno, that homo shit u rappin about slippy sucks, everything else was fire, stay away from the gaybash approach. classic didnt go that line, in fact he had better than average punchlines from start to finish. yeah classics was fuckin classic

he was more of a smart ass and he flowed great thru the whole thing, no run on bullshit, man classic, that was beautiful

vote-classic

(your prolly both the same mahfucka anyways)
peace

**Liquid Lines** · 05-23-2006, 05:01 AM

Classic had it. His flow was miles better, putter punches as well, also liked how he used the quote.

My vote Classic-ran away with it.

**Da Dishonourable Don** · 05-23-2006, 05:14 AM

Classic took this one, but if that other dude's really 9 years old I'm not gonna hate on his shit either, I'm sayin' that's pretty sick for a 9 year old kid but regardless of age Classic won this one!