anyone knows what ghost is talkin about in that song "ONE" ???

[ShaDynasty]

its dope that it dont make sense
some of his songs are stories and can be deciphered, the first few lines of the song make you think its a story though

[Gawd]

Guests started mashing, CVL, Ice Water battlion
Past tense place to gold caskets {"one"}
Dru Hill bitches, specialist loungin at the mosk
Suede cufy, Rabbi come dig up a dentist {"one"}
Rhymes is made of garlic, never in the target
when the NARC's hit, rumor is you might start to spit {"one"}

these lyrics are Ghostface simply ordering at a tacobell drive thru

[stak84]

bewggagagahahahahhahahahhahaha^

[JASPER]

these lyrics are Ghostface simply ordering at a tacobell drive thru

hahahaha

[Hidden Chamber]

Ghost is jus spittin' dat's all dat ain't nutin new 2 ya'll

[deadlymelody]

HAHAHA at Taco Bell

[crass]

[Intro: Ghostface, (Big Trife)]
Yo, yeah {"New Ghostface!"}
Yeah, to glorious days {"one"}
Yeah God, check it out y'all
We back, yes yes y'all {"one"}
(Fake roller derbies)
Yeah, masked avengers
We're here to sharpen your sword {"one"}
All praises due to T.M.F., Wu-Tang Clan
Scream on it, Ghost

[Hey, hi! Yeah to glorious days, yay God! Check it out, everyone. We're back, yes, yes indeed. Ride my roller skates in a skirt. Batman, Robin, and maybe more. Your lyrics are weak and dull, not like a sword. All praises due to Tony, Matt, and FUCK. Ghost, go!]


[Ghostface]
Eh yo, we at the weedgate, waitin for Jake [We're hanging out! Waiting for Jacob]
We want eight ravioli bags, two thirsty villians yelling belly aches [I like italian food, two crooks are fat] {"one"}
Heavyweight rhyme writers hittin the grass
Stash the right bitch, pull out his kite from this white bitch [Big-time rappers mow the lawn, and stuff. They fly kites with their grandchildren, who are white bitches] {"one"}
Talkin bout, "Dear Ghost, you the only nigga I know
like when the cops come, you never hide your toast" [Meaning, Ghost shares his breakfast with neighborhood police]{"one"}
Guests started mashing, CVL, Ice Water battlion
Past tense place to gold caskets {"one"}
Dru Hill bitches, specialist loungin at the mosk
Suede cufy, Rabbi come dig up a dentist [Ghost's dentist is in Al Qaeda, and Bin Ladin has gold teeth.] {"one"}
Rhymes is made of garlic, never in the target
when the NARC's hit, rumor is you might start to spit {"one"}
You nice Lord, sweet daddy Grace, wind lifted
on the dancefloor, mangos is free followed by Ghost {"one"}
Dug behind monument cakes, we never half-baked
Alaskan, cess-capade, pushin new court dates [Ghost bought everyone mangos, and everyone spat the seeds at the narcs]{"one"}
Trauma, hands is like candy canes, lay my balls on ice
Branches in my weed be the vein [Who knows]{"one"}
Swimsuit issue, darts sent truly from the heart, boo, I miss you
See that he rock a wrist, dude {"one"}
Moder-en slave God, graveyard spells, fog your goggles
Layin like needles in the hospital {"one"}
Five steps to concer, Ax Vernon debt, big ass whistle
Ziploc your ear, here thistle [Ghost misses his girlfriend] {"one"}

[T.M.F. - both]
To my real bitches take your draws off
To all my high niggas, snatch her skirt off {"one"}
Just in case she wanna play, get up in that bitch face
and tell her Ghost said, "Take your clothes off!" {"one"} [Women are objects, but are also "Queens" and "earths"]

[Ghostface]
Eh yo, the Devil planted fear inside the black babies
Fifty cent sodas in the hood, they goin crazy [Back when Ghost was a kid, things were cheap] {"one"}
Dead meat placed on the shelves, we eat cold cuts [Ghost describes how supermarkets work]
Fast from the heart y'all, and GROW UP {"one"} [Eating your meat makes you grow, but also can give you a heart attack]

Eh yo, crash thru, break the glass, Tony with the goalie mask
That's the pass, heavy ice rollin, layin on the grass {"one"}
Love the grass, colliflower hurtin when I dumped the trash
Sour mad surgeon, every glass up at the Wally bash [The doctor who did Ghost's plastic surgery (shoulder implants) got mad and Ghost played hockey with him, spilling wine on his Wallabees]


someone else can do the rest. i'm spent

[snapple]

lol @ crass

[Professor Poopsnagle]

thanks crass big ben and crass and jasper for the interpretation and slang help!!!

ill song from a classic album.

[ShaDynasty]

bin laden has gold teeth!
hahahaha
heavy weight rhyme writers mow the lawn
lol

[maestro wooz]

Talkin bout, "Dear Ghost, you the only nigga I know
like when the cops come, you never hide your toast" [Meaning, Ghost shares his breakfast with neighborhood police]{"one"}

that shit is classic

are you serious?

[ShaDynasty]

never hides his gun

[Aqueous Moon]

I never seen world famous artists get dissed so much on they own web sites...most people that post on an official artist website love and respect the artists music...this shit is weird.

[ShaDynasty]

whos dissin?

[Aqueous Moon]

Most of these "jokes" are highly suspect and disrespectful...and most of them are just plain stupid.