VOTES NEEDED-------->Surreal Vs. Vernakula (Battle Championship)

[VernakuLa]

Well, I think voting for who had the more " punchs " is weak, any person could sit here and lay down punch line after punchline after punchline, if you don't take into account for wordplay, and how you lay the words down, then yes, you're better off then just judging Joe homo for laying line after line after line of your mama jokes, anyways good battle, peace.

ok well, that could be true but i included wordplay in my punches as well, to make it sting? C'mon surreal dont bitch about this yo, id lose some respect for you

peac

[SurreaL]

I don't think you 2 cats understood clearly what was trying to be said, What I said was not complaining, if you read and take into account what I said, what was meant was, if you're (all judges as a whole) vote on who had more constent " Punchs ", and don't take into consideration that (and Im speaking on all the writers in this tournament) the writers in this arn't all into just puchlines, I noticed some are, and that's cool, but alot of the real writers and life emcees (Off the Internet) know that a battle with words.... don't have to be just who through the most punchs, a real good writer knows that a battle isn't just about cracking on a kid, but keeping a solid flow of words, and consistency with the wordplay and keeping it real smooth, with a solid delivery, but anyways if you think im bitching, like I said that's cool, it's only a text battle man, I'm just trying to explain some things I learned along the way in the art of writing, but anyways peace, was fun.

[VernakuLa]

I don't think you 2 cats understood clearly what was trying to be said, What I said was not complaining, if you read and take into account what I said, what was meant was, if you're (all judges as a whole) vote on who had more constent " Punchs ", and don't take into consideration that (and Im speaking on all the writers in this tournament) the writers in this arn't all into just puchlines, I noticed some are, and that's cool, but alot of the real writers and life emcees (Off the Internet) know that a battle with words.... don't have to be just who through the most punchs, a real good writer knows that a battle isn't just about cracking on a kid, but keeping a solid flow of words, and consistency with the wordplay and keeping it real smooth, with a solid delivery, but anyways if you think im bitching, like I said that's cool, it's only a text battle man, I'm just trying to explain some things I learned along the way in the art of writing, but anyways peace, was fun.

no doubt yo peace

[Robert]

Votes, Hollywood, bigben, classic, we need to fish this off

[Classic]

Surreal :

First off, you's a bitch....
No punchline intended, just letting you know you's a bitch.
(LoL, can't really count this though. But funny.)
You ain't got no deals, you never hustle'd no dimes,
only shine you get, is after practice when it's shower time.
(Good bar, was likin' this.)
Gonna devour my ryhme? eat shit and die trying,
money talkin, but I don't see no money, so clearly money lying.
(Okay, the 1st line was great. Perfect set-up. I expected something big with the second line, WTF happened? The 2nd line was just not executed good. Decent here.)
Read up a Vern rap, he front like he got the position,
but I spit the rap defintion, bitch no time for propositions .
(Kinda like the same above. But the 2nd line was stepped up way better then the bar above this. Mediocre/Avg. Good try at a personal.)
I have the real ambitions, my words will cause a racket,
The bigger your challange, the more paulbears to carry your casket.
(1st line was bragging. Brings the bar down for me. I just don't like bragging in a battle. But this was just one line. Nice ass 2nd line though. Good bar.)
This kid is gonna be off this one, sad I gotta pop son,
he could have Maverik and Goose, he'd still not be a " Top Gun. "
(Creative shit here. Feelin' this wordplay. Good bar.)
see this dun he approch me like " Yo, Wha's Poppacrackilatin? "
Slapped the shit out this bitch, cause he be feminem like " Silk & Satin "
(I feel like this was forced with the "Poppacrakilatin". Maybe if you could quote Vern, like evidence, it'd step the punch up. Good bar nonetheless.)
Nasty Nak?, bitch got his shit pushed in by a Nasty Nate
now no Katsumi or Next Door Nikki could set the fagget stright
(Good shit. Nasty Nate made me think of Half Baked. Good bar.)
1st round, you've met your fate, you took the wrong route,
Step in the ring with SL, you catch a punch and get tossed out.
(This bar was blah. Just a decent punch.)
but enough wasting rhymes, and wasting lines,
you clearly sitting second in this round, stop wasting your time.
(Like you fell another step down. Decent closer.)

Vern :

MY LYRICALS CONNECT, LEAVIN SURREAL TO HOLD THE PHONE
HES SO BAD HE COULDNT DROP JAWS IN AN OLD FOLKS HOME
(Good opener.)
OVER SOLD, I'LL DISMISS THIS GWAPPERED IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE
IF I SMACKED HIM WIT CHARGED GLASS, HIS HEAD STILL WUDNT BE LIGHT
(WTF is a "gwappered"? I wasn't really getting this punch either. Decent.)
SHOOKEN WITH FRIGHT, I LOOK AND SEE A SHATTERED PIECE
ASSAULTIN A PRODUCER IS THE ONLY TIME SURREAL ATTACKS A BEAT
(Some good wordplay. Good bar.)
LACKIN THE HEAT, I'LL ATTACK AND HE BLEEDS
CUZ PAINTED GREY AND LAYIN DOW, HE STILL AINT ACTIN STREET
(1st line was kind of crappy. Good 2nd line though with the wordplay. Good bar.)
HES ACTIN UP QUICK, CALLIN ME OUT AT A YOUNG AGE
N SMOKIN OREGANO, IS THE ONLY TIME THIS PUNKSPLAYED (GET IT)
(Good.)
IM SHATTERING LEGS, THE WAY THIS FOOLS LOOKING NOW
GETTIN A BATTLE WIT ME, IS THE ONLY REASON HE SHUD BE LOOKIN PROUD
(There's no real punch here, Vern. Bad.)
I SMACK FAKE FUCKS, AND BREAK LEGS WIT SLEDGES
ONLY GREEN SURREAL KNOWS, IS DEBRIS FROM CUTTIN HEDGES
(1st line is just random talk. 2nd line was a good punch though. Decent.)
THIS PUNK IS PRESENT, TRYING TO COP THIS WIN FROM ME
IVE GOT AS MANY W'S AS SURREALS BEEN ROBBED THIS CENTURY
(Again, this is one of those "provide evidence" bars. A link, a quote, something. If you're gonna attempt a personal like this at least back it up with something. It makes the punch harder. Decent.)
JUST KNOW, THAT YOU SUCK, AND YOU CAN NEVER FLOW
KNOCKIN A MCDONALDS SIGN DOWN, IS THE ONLY W YOULL EVA KNO
(Good closer.)

Okay, good battle overall.
Close as shit to call.
My vote goes to -- Surreal
Surreal : was constant with punches, some let downs, good wordplay, and pretty funny. Humor has a lot to do with battle too. A lil forced rhyme I feel, and a little braggin'.
Vern : Good shit overall. While you may have had more punches or so then Surreal, they weren't impacting as hard. Some of your 1st lines were just like, WTF were you thinkin'? Then you'd put a killer 2nd line in there. One of your bars didn't really have a punch either, just random babble.

This battle was just hard to call overall. Both emcees had good wordplay, consistent punches, etc.
I just felt Surreal pulled it out with a stronger, better flowing verse.
Not to mention with the personal, PLEASE PROVIDE EVIDENCE!
Back it up with quotes, links, etc. This makes the punch more effective.
It turns a generic diss into a real personal.
Dig dirt up on your opponent and use that shit against them.
This isn't face-to-face battlin', it's net battle, think outside the box.
Good shit to both emcees, stay up.

[Robert]

aight thats 2-2, hollywood decides it....

[VernakuLa]

aight peace for the votes

and if u must know

smacked u wit charged glass your head still wudnt be light

what is a LIGHT bulb made out of CHARGED GLASS

think about it, and my shit wasnt generic, i wrote it in like 5-10 minutes tops

peace

[SurreaL]

I feel like this was forced with the "Poppacrakilatin"

He changed his sig, he had " Yo, whats Poppacrakilatin " in his shit, peace.

[mashqauck]

Word is blonde! I loved both very much. I am glad I am not a judge. Surreal has always been very talented. And Vern I just discovered and is also a very good lyricist. Fuck me in the ass if you'd please. I love natalie portman.

[Classic]

He changed his sig, he had " Yo, whats Poppacrakilatin " in his shit, peace.

See!
I just wished I would've noticed that earlier.
Makes the punch a lot more effective to me now.

[Slippy The Pimp]

See!
I just wished I would've noticed that earlier.
Makes the punch a lot more effective to me now.

where've you been?

[Robert]

2-2, one more vote needed

[jallainINS]

i cant wait to see the finish...

[Father N Dangerous]

First off, you's a bitch....
No punchline intended, just letting you know you's a bitch.

NO

You ain't got no deals, you never hustle'd no dimes,
only shine you get, is after practice when it's shower time.

DECENT

Gonna devour my ryhme? eat shit and die trying,
money talkin, but I don't see no money, so clearly money lying.

DECENT

Read up a Vern rap, he front like he got the position,
but I spit the rap defintion, bitch no time for propositions

DOPE

I have the real ambitions, my words will cause a racket,
The bigger your challange, the more paulbears to carry your casket.

DECENT

This kid is gonna be off this one, sad I gotta pop son,
he could have Maverik and Goose, he'd still not be a " Top Gun. "

SOMEWAT PLAYED BUT SUM WAT NOT ABOVE PAR

see this dun he approch me like " Yo, Wha's Poppacrackilatin? "
Slapped the shit out this bitch, cause he be feminem like " Silk & Satin "

DECENT

Nasty Nak?, bitch got his shit pushed in by a Nasty Nate
now no Katsumi or Next Door Nikki could set the fagget stright

ABOVE AVERAGE

1st round, you've met your fate, you took the wrong route,
Step in the ring with SL, you catch a punch and get tossed out.

DECENT

but enough wasting rhymes, and wasting lines,
you clearly sitting second in this round, stop wasting your time.

DOPE

OVERALL: 8.2




MY LYRICALS CONNECT, LEAVIN SURREAL TO HOLD THE PHONE
HES SO BAD HE COULDNT DROP JAWS IN AN OLD FOLKS HOME

DECENT OPENER

OVER SOLD, I'LL DISMISS THIS GWAPPERED IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE
IF I SMACKED HIM WIT CHARGED GLASS, HIS HEAD STILL WUDNT BE LIGHT

IGHT DECENT

SHOOKEN WITH FRIGHT, I LOOK AND SEE A SHATTERED PEICE
ASSAULTIN A PRODUCER IS THE ONLY TIME SURREAL ATTACKS A BEAT

HAHA DOPE

LACKIN THE HEAT, I'LL ATTACK AND HE BLEEDS
CUZ PAINTED GREY AND LAYIN DOW, HE STILL AINT ACTIN STREET

DOPE LIKED THAT ONE

HES ACTIN UP QUICK, CALLIN ME OUT AT A YOUNG AGE
N SMOKIN OREGANO, IS THE ONLY TIME THIS PUNKSPLAYED (GET IT)

YUP AND ITS ABOVER PAR

IM SHATTERING LEGS, THE WAY THIS FOOLS LOOKING NOW
GETTIN A BATTLE WIT ME, IS THE ONLY REASON HE SHUD BE LOOKIN PROUD

LMMFAO NICE LIKED THIS ONE AS WELL

I SMACK FAKE FUCKS, AND BREAK LEGS WIT SLEDGES
ONLY GREEN SURREAL KNOWS, IS DEBRIS FROM CUTTIN HEDGES

DECENT

THIS PUNK IS PRESENT, TRYING TO COP THIS WIN FROM ME
IVE GOT AS MANY W'S AS SURREALS BEEN ROBBED THIS CENTURY

DECENT

JUST KNOW, THAT YOU SUCK, AND YOU CAN NEVER FLOW
KNOCKIN A MCDONALDS SIGN DOWN, IS THE ONLY W YOULL EVA KNO

MEH EXPECTED BETTER ON THE CLOSER BUT SAFE

OVERALL: 8.5

OVERALL OVERALL THIS WAS A DECENT BATTLE JUST LIKE ALL THE ONES VOTED ON SO FAR, LIKED ALOT MORE OF VERN'S LINES THEN SURREAL'Z SURREAL'Z BEGGINER IS WAT REALLY KILLED HIM, OTHER WISE I THINK IT WOULD HAVE BEEN EVEN CLOSER, GOOD READ FROM THE BOTH OF YOU. BRANG DAT HEAT

MY VOTE/ VERN

[J-Cee]

ahh..i definetely think Surreal should of won that battle ay.