I need HELP with my PC!

["Masta-Mind"]

Basicaly heres the problem. i cant here any sounds trough my speakers or trough headphones. And also the lil specker icon where u adjust the volume located in the bottom left hand corner of the screen is also gone.

What the hells the problem and what should i do?

I know u guys are mad computer freaks.

Much appriciated. peace

[mashqauck]

I usually just make the noises myself or add background music from Wu when my PC is fucked like that.

["Masta-Mind"]

thank u but i dont think thats going to help me seing as how im sane

[mashqauck]

Cool it motherfucker, I'm giving you advice.

Take the diagnostical audio plug and transmit it through the hexagon shaped bag plug then by turning on your Aux 1 or Aux 2 you will hear soundwaves through the valve melacullar system. Then by accessing audio on the PC you will now turn up all the audio or un-mute any audio. For headphones you are going to want to take in the head piece mechanism and insert it through the Jefree Tube if you have one. If not just insert it into the Microphone module. This will let you access all sounds. If all fails go to Costco and buy some computers in a bulk set as to save money.

[Tha Double-P]

i wonder if you can buy 12 packs of orphans there

["Masta-Mind"]

lol kool man,

[GENERAL WISE]

Start -> All programs -> Accessories -> Entertainmanet -> Volume Control
Thats the little volume control thingy

[mashqauck]

Start - Programs - Accessories

[Tha Double-P]

Start - Programs - Virtual Dildo - Options - Double-Sided with Super Swindling action - Begin.

["Masta-Mind"]

the audio icon says ''voice recorder. and im unable 2 access it. by the way i didnt understand all that aux1 aux 2 shit so tell me u was jocking wid all dat stuff

[crass]

this might sound obvious but make sure your speakers are properly connected.

[mashqauck]

this might sound obvious but make sure your speakers are properly connected.

Crazz is right. I was fucking yelling at my comp the other day and I noticed I didn't plug in my new speaker box

["Masta-Mind"]

im quite dumb sometimes but i mos def made sure they are plugged in

[GENERAL WISE]

Speaker volume control?

[mashqauck]

Dude, if none of our advice works you should ask someone you know to come check it out. Or get it inspected by a computer expert. Word is blonde