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this battle is at 1-1, open voting for the rest of this round, votes must be explained bar by bar or using house rules, dickriding or unexplained votes will be dismissed (one vote in this battle already has been)
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JC
I got the Ravashing Disasterous plan for my battle man/
To Grab my fuckin knife and turn this Thai to spiced Spam/
A Target for my Killing Turn this Thread to Vietnam/
Or Paint his skin White and get adopted to Uncle Sam/
Kind of forced hear, but we'll let it slide.
An opening Infection Let the Bacteria Spread/
all it takes is 20 lines for an Implosion of ya Head/
20 lines huh?
Call the Ambulance quick is it normal to have a small dick/
subliminal messages to hit your mind instead/
still waiting for the sublimnals.........
Then your ass is born again to a family of old men/
Chokin on a cock and saying "Why Big Ben'?/
Big Ben, did you do that to him?
Live footage of your rape daily on E.S.P.N/
How far would they take it the Gears Have Raised Again/
I didn't know rape was a sport!
My style is exclusive to those that understand/
Losing is your destiny your life was all planned/
ok
Livin your life to law of the land/
But gettin touched daily by some Wrinkly old hands/
Cause i am your creator an even i admit your shit/
really?
Your not taken serious i compare you to a Skit/
Someone in the Background Who Deserves to feel my spit/
and what kind of spit it that?
I just bruised Ya Ego Bit By Fucking Bit
You sure did!
Thai Gear
Fuck the genius who decided to name himself J Cee
His rapping style is bootleg like an outback macy
so....your calling him a genius?
aiming boomerangs at me but they just miss and go back
as u slip and I snap so around ur corspe everyone is wearing black
eh........
cuz of ur lack to put words together to make a verse that attacks
i could shit and let u battle crap and u still be recieving smacks
so..he's battling shit, and getting hit, while battling shit?
i'll drag u around sydney to perth and u still won't know what hit ya
from there i'll slap to darwin where you'll wonder the fuck just bite ya
uh....
the only thing J sees is death after my words have sealed his doom
cuz my verses cuz explosions that makes your lines go boom
damn, that was wacker then JC's 20 line imposion rhyme.
u come to me and put on your gloves trying to box with joey
second round knockout against a australian rapping phony
ok.
after your murder more of my pics posted wanted in the NYC
did the world a favor by killing a nother wannabee who's idol is aussie
so let me get his straight- he's murdering wanted posters of Thai Gear in NYC, and by doing so, it was a favor to the world because Thai Gear's idol is austrailina and i'm assumin JC is australian?----- Or is it after JC's murder, wanted posters went up for Thai Gear, and it was a favor to the world because JC has an idol that's australian? Either way it's equally whack.
u try to spit a decent verse but keep tripping over bandicoots
this thread is a war but the only one with gun and wearing army boots
ok.........so who's wearing the boots?
wanna battle? lets scrap yet u never show up cuz ur buns
spill ur blood like the cookie monster does crumbs
because coockie monster is gangsta nicckah!
ur scared easily to win all i had to do was jump up and say boo
so quit the tough guy attitude go fuck ur pet kangaroo
ok nice finisher
Damn, I can't figure out who's verse is whacker, i'm sorry but those verses from both sides were garbage, I'm fucking pissed you guys made me waste 15 minutes of life breaking that bull shit down. Honstley I would just flip a coin, but since I took the time to break it down I have to give my vote to........................Thai Gear, he get's an A for effort.
Vote = Thai Gear
Last edited by Slippy The Pimp; 07-31-2006 at 05:09 PM.
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Paula Abdul
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agreed for once wit charge..lol
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ghostface meets bruce lee
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not to offend anyone this was a very crappy battle
J-Cee-
I got the Ravashing Disasterous plan for my battle man/
To Grab my fuckin knife and turn this Thai to spiced Spam/
(good opener)
A Target for my Killing Turn this Thread to Vietnam/
Or Paint his skin White and get adopted to Uncle Sam/
(punch here)
An opening Infection Let the Bacteria Spread/
all it takes is 20 lines for an Implosion of ya Head/
(alright)
Call the Ambulance quick is it normal to have a small dick
(what does cock size have to do with the battle)
subliminal messages to hit your mind instead/
(please insert punch here)
Chokin on a cock and saying "Why Big Ben'?/
Live footage of your rape daily on E.S.P.N/
(and here)
How far would they take it the Gears Have Raised Again/
(and here as well)
My style is exclusive to those that understand/
Losing is your destiny your life was all planned/
(average)
Livin your life to law of the land/
But gettin touched daily by some Wrinkly old hands/
(unoriginal punch)
Cause i am your creator an even i admit your shit/
Your not taken serious i compare you to a Skit/
(whoa this line is wack so WTf)
Someone in the Background Who Deserves to feel my spit/
I just bruised Ya Ego Bit By Fucking Bit
(ok closer)
Thai Gear-
Fuck the genius who decided to name himself J Cee
His rapping style is bootleg like an outback macy
(great opener)
aiming boomerangs at me but they just miss and go back
as u slip and I snap so around ur corspe everyone is wearing black
(average)
cuz of ur lack to put words together to make a verse that attacks
i could shit and let u battle crap and u still be recieving smacks
(nice punches)
i'll drag u around sydney to perth and u still won't know what hit ya
from there i'll slap to darwin where you'll wonder the fuck just bite ya
(lol, for the people who know that those are countries in australia)
the only thing "J sees" is death after my words have sealed his doom
cuz my verses cuz explosions that makes your lines go boom
(nice with the wordplay but second line not that good)
u come to me and put on your gloves trying to box with joey
second round knockout against a australian rapping phony
(average)
after your murder more of my pics posted wanted in the NYC
did the world a favor by killing a nother wannabee who's idol is aussie
(not hitting)
u try to spit a decent verse but keep tripping over bandicoots
this thread is a war but the only one with gun and wearing army boots
(?) (who wearing boots)
wanna battle? lets scrap yet u never show up cuz ur buns
spill ur blood like the cookie monster does crumbs
(nice)
ur scared easily to win all i had to do was jump up and say boo
so quit the tough guy attitude go fuck ur pet kangaroo
(funny and nice closer)
Vote=Thai Gear
not good of a battle i couldn't believe i sat and J Cees verse and then expected something better then the stuff thai gear wrote
but he had better and more puches so the vote goes to Thai gear
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Thai wins 5-2, he advances peace to both emcees....
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Call the Ambulance quick is it normal to have a small dick
(what does cock size have to do with the battle)
figure it out dude..if im battling a guy with Thai in it id incorporate that thinking hes asian..and u know what they say about asians...
and u got 13 posts..u have no austhority in this forum,shouldnt even vote.
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